Zach Galifianakis

[Burton58]

i thought we were talkin about out cold? rick died in a terrible dog sled accident. 4 dog sled pile up. the dogs survived

[Saharicon]

i thought we were talkin about out cold? rick died in a terrible dog sled accident. 4 dog sled pile up. the dogs survived

I was just speaking Zach in general. You gotta watch some of his stand up. its hilarious

[CumminsJeep]

i thought we were talkin about out cold? rick died in a terrible dog sled accident. 4 dog sled pile up. the dogs survived

this uniform is really cramping my hardy boys, it's no mystery.

it really doesnt allow my dice to roll, speaking of dice, let me get a beer

[Burton58]

i watched one of his. not sure which it was but funny shit. totally off the wall and doesn't make sense

[Burton58]

this uniform is really cramping my hardy boys, it's no mystery.

it really doesnt allow my dice to roll, speaking of dice, let me get a beer

this uniform is really cramping my olson twins. lance can i get a drink for mary-kate and ashley

[Saharicon]

this uniform is really cramping my olson twins. lance can i get a drink for mary-kate and ashley

hahahaha, i was just about to post that

[CumminsJeep]

i kinda got molested by a hot tub last night, its a long story...

[Pedro]

Did I ever tell you that I invented snowboarding? I don't want credit for it, but they keep givin to me.

[Burton58]

ya know i hate that they're ruining our mountain and everything, but this is the best vanilla latte i've ever had in my entire life. you can actually taste the vanilla beans that....



















i don't like the coffee

[Pedro]

Hey Eric? How come you are always talking about shoving things up my ass? and that time wasnt even a threat. technically, that was flirting.

[Burton58]

there you are, i've been looking for you. come inside you look so beautiful and I wanted to see if you wanted to dance... not you, him in his white tuxedo

[Saharicon]

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I love the Bible joke

This isnt really the best, but I love that joke.

[Saharicon]

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and if you go to 4:50 in this one which was filmed in 2001 Dan Cook does the same joke on Vicious Circle on HBO in like 2007. Just a fun fact for the day.

[TheDude]

"The mountain is just like a woman, just when you think you know every inch of her, bam you got two broke legs cracked limbs and you pay her twenty bucks just to punch your lift ticket again."

RM