It's Saturday morning. You wake up hungover as shit. It's time to get a sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit at Dunkin' Donuts. You think to yourself, "Today feels like a Papelbon day." So you sift through your endless supply of blue and red jersey style T-shirts, tossing aside classics such as Mo Vaughn, Kevin Millar, Johnny Damon, and Jose Offerman before finally finding what you're looking for -- "I have a Papelboner" in Red Sox-style lettering. Fucking nice. Your hair is all fucked up from last night, so if you want to impress the girl working the drive through, you better fucking find a hat. You dig through red, blue, white, and green Red Sox lids representing every single bro style of the past 10 years (visor, trucker hat, authentic, and "Franchise"). You decide on the backwards blue fitted cap. At last, everyone will know -- you're a fucking Masshole.
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Masshole bros everywhere can tell you exactly where they were when an equally important event in human history took place. Obviously I'm referring to Dave Roberts stealing second off Rivera in the '04 ALCS, a moment that many claim to be the third most important moment in their lifetime -- outside being born and the day they learned to masturbate, of course.
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Originally posted by CumminsJeep View PostI have a feeling this thread may be locked soon
im sitting this one out- Will
Originally posted by fizzyor am asians pants not a read end lol.Originally posted by DizzDizzaliens probed my husband
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Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Postim starting to get the impression anytime anyone goes overboard with the "bro" referencing it is starting to become trolling for reactions at this point, but who am i to say
im sitting this one out
97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.
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Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Postim starting to get the impression anytime anyone goes overboard with the "bro" referencing it is starting to become trolling for reactions at this point, but who am i to say
im sitting this one out
but it seems to me those folks want a reaction from us.
i just find this website hilarious. i dont see the difference from having a thread quoting texts from last night or fuck my life.
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Originally posted by Ktmracer419 View Posti'm not sure when the "bro" labeling came to be and why exactly. OH MY GOD THEY WEAR SIMILAR HATS AND DRINK CHEAP BEER=BRO- Will
Originally posted by fizzyor am asians pants not a read end lol.Originally posted by DizzDizzaliens probed my husband
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when I think bro, i never think DC. If i'm thinking bro i'm thinking Ed Hardy and all that gay stuffP8R
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Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Postyou should browse the forums sometime, its everywhere, joking or not- Will
Originally posted by fizzyor am asians pants not a read end lol.Originally posted by DizzDizzaliens probed my husband
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