"bro"

[Ktmracer419]

http://www.broslikethissite.com

yes it's a repost, i don't care

feel free to quote the lawls

One of the great things about grinding is that sometimes bros will get a half-chub or maybe even full-chub. Bros can do one of two things when the chub arrives. They can hide it by smoothly reaching down and doing the “tuck up” by putting it in their waistband, or they can do what I love to do: just fucking going for it. By rubbing your chub up on the girl you are telling her two things: 1. “I’m not impotent” 2. “I would like to have sex with you.”

[XJLI]

I’m not really sure who invented grinding, probably a Black dude, but whatever its fucking awesome.

[0BLCKTJ6]

So THAT'S why that spanish chica peaced on Adam . . .

[Buffalo Phil]

OH MAN ANOTHER BRO THREAD, FUCKING SWEET.

BRB GETTING MY FLATBRIM HAT.

[Bigbike]

mmmm Me like spanish chicks.

[XJLI]

So THAT'S why that spanish chica peaced on Adam . . .

i dont remember what happened, i think i walked away and lost her? that happens to me a lot.

oh and bc lots of you dudes on here get confused...

For the most part, bros are very tolerant individuals. They realize all the bro-hatred that is out there caused by ignorance. But since bros are by definition the smartest people on the fucking planet, they realize there are people who are just not acceptable. Bros hate hipsters, but even more than their aggression towards these freak shows is bros hatred of Guidos.

Now I know this is going to cause a stir with all you Guidos out there who thought you were bros, but I don’t give a fuck. I’m not attacking “who you are” because your skin is not really Orange, steroids are not natural, your eyebrows are shaved and that 2 pounds of gel was not in your hair when you were born. Guidos love to get fucked up and bang slam pieces just like bros, just don’t act like a fucking clown when you do it.

[0BLCKTJ6]

All I'm sayin is ... 2% Spandex.

[XJLI]

NEXT TIME YOU GO PANTS SHOPPING LET ME KNOW AND I'LL GET ONE OF THESE FANCY ELASTIC BRO JEANS

[0BLCKTJ6]

Oh a pants shopping we will go...

[XJLI]

Listen, bitch, I don’t know if you could tell by my ankle socks, but I am a straight bro, therefore I have an uncle who’s a high powered attorney, plus like 6 friends in Law School. Whenever a cop reads me my rights, I give him his rights to work at McDonald’s the rest of his career.

[Ktmracer419]

You’re eyes dart around the room in shock and disbelief. There’s enough hair gel in this place to fill up a fucking swimming pool. You notice a group of guys with designer jeans, shaved eyebrows, and muscle tees in the corner jumping up and down and pumping their fists. At first think you’re at some gay rights rally – but, it’s much worse – it’s a Guido Party.

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[Burton58]

CAPS FOR EMPHASIS

[Burton58]

dude omg i almost lost it when the fist pumping happened last night

[Ktmracer419]

If you have never seen Entourage – you are not a bro.

[Burton58]

i love entourage, which is why i am a bro