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What the fuck? Why must you use everything in your power to completely fuck with the male brain. Constantly using clever changes of the english language to confuse or harm us. We like simple shit, such as dogs, or pizza and beer. But with you, the dog must be a pure breed great dane, standing 4'9'', brown with exactly 11 black spots no wider than 1'' in diameter. Everything needs such specific detail in order to curb the inevitable whining that comes from you if you don't get your exact way.
I have dealt with this for so long thinking that dealing with that crap was what it took to be happy. Now looking back on it, HOLY FUCK was I wrong. Well as of now guess what. I AM gonna drink beer at 11 because theres one in the fridge, I AM gonna eat pizza with so many toppings it would satisfy Fat Alberts appetite, I AM gonna sit and watch TV with my pant unbuttoned after a big meal because it makes my stomach feel better.
However, I will NOT be paying attention to your whining, I will NOT be giving into your demands, I will NOT pretend to like your garbage music, I will NOT let you steal the remote from me. But if your cute, I WILL still do the PUSH PUSH.
Any females on the board that dont fit in this category, please disregard or agree.
/Rant
I have dealt with this for so long thinking that dealing with that crap was what it took to be happy. Now looking back on it, HOLY FUCK was I wrong. Well as of now guess what. I AM gonna drink beer at 11 because theres one in the fridge, I AM gonna eat pizza with so many toppings it would satisfy Fat Alberts appetite, I AM gonna sit and watch TV with my pant unbuttoned after a big meal because it makes my stomach feel better.
However, I will NOT be paying attention to your whining, I will NOT be giving into your demands, I will NOT pretend to like your garbage music, I will NOT let you steal the remote from me. But if your cute, I WILL still do the PUSH PUSH.
Any females on the board that dont fit in this category, please disregard or agree.
/Rant
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