Dear Phil,
Over the course of my SIS membership I have learned several things about you. You enjoy guns, tin foil, and liquids of the Irish decent. All of these things I have come to love about you, but the reason I write this to you today if for one thing I do not share a love for with you. I know you have cats, lots of little kittys, pussys if you will. I am not a cat person, I despise the little devils. I think all cats are bitches and they have a evil plan to destroy the human race slowly. Although I have met few cats that have dog like traits and are fun to chill with.
Anyway, to the point of this. I have decided I would love to have a cat and name him/her "Fur Burger" unfortunately my hate for cats and the love that Guinness has for cats, that is misunderstood by the cat world, will not allow this to happen. So I ask of you to get another cat and name it Fur Burger so I can live my life long dreams through you.
Your Pal,
Cody
Over the course of my SIS membership I have learned several things about you. You enjoy guns, tin foil, and liquids of the Irish decent. All of these things I have come to love about you, but the reason I write this to you today if for one thing I do not share a love for with you. I know you have cats, lots of little kittys, pussys if you will. I am not a cat person, I despise the little devils. I think all cats are bitches and they have a evil plan to destroy the human race slowly. Although I have met few cats that have dog like traits and are fun to chill with.
Anyway, to the point of this. I have decided I would love to have a cat and name him/her "Fur Burger" unfortunately my hate for cats and the love that Guinness has for cats, that is misunderstood by the cat world, will not allow this to happen. So I ask of you to get another cat and name it Fur Burger so I can live my life long dreams through you.
Your Pal,
Cody
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