Sometimes you have to love crank walk...

[Quartney]

So I get on the Highway, and some fucking VOLVO decides to change fucking lanes without looking. How do you not see a 20 ton Jeep right next to you, let alone, NOT HEAR IT, over the knobby tires and the V8 struggling for dear fucking life to continue working. I swerve into the breakdown land to avoid this guy and he finally sees me, so he quickly gets back into his lane.

this paragraph. almost mafe me spit cookies all over my ipod last night cuz i was laughing so hard lol

I'm going to have to find another Countermeasure for the XJ now.

you could always at the very least be like HM and just splash water on everyone from the rear windshield washer lol its def not as extreme but still something

[Ktmracer419]

my defense is just being an asshole to people who cut me off

i get as close to them as possible and manuever my jeep so the bigass tires will make a squealing noise and scare the shit out of the moron in front of me making them think they almost got killed

[LittleD]

when it's dark out and people cut me off, i get behind them and turn my flood lights on, hits them right in the mirror

[grundlepunch]

so wait...... .223 ammo is %35 off???????????????? what size boxes and how much were they? my supply is dangerously low, i only have about 400 rounds left

[skippy]

you could always at the very least be like HM and just splash water on everyone from the rear windshield washer lol its def not as extreme but still something

ahaha, i do this. i have the squirt tube pointed outwards for when assholes get too close.

[FireFighter32]

Phil, sounds like the time I got hit on the highway in my Jeep with Danny, Andy, and Drew. Heading to a meet and greet.

[Buffalo Phil]

so wait...... .223 ammo is %35 off???????????????? what size boxes and how much were they? my supply is dangerously low, i only have about 400 rounds left

With the discount, I spend like $160 on 400 rounds.

It isn't the GREATEST price, but I'll pay more for Made In America brass and a good solid, reliable load, and not some other countries surplus.

Remington 55 Grain FMJ.