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...and let me explain why.
Basically my Grand Wagoneer has crankwalk, I leak oil and when under heavy acceleration, a giant white cloud of smoke appears from the underside of my Jeep.
So anyway, I go to Dick's Sporting Good and I already know it's gonna be bad. Somehow, I would end up here, posting about my goddamn adventures, and well, here I am.
I go in there, nothing special, I buy my ammo and get out. OK, there were a few kids in there criticizing everything, filled with 'Why would you ever buy this, Why would you ever Spend money on a Gun Safe'. Same bullshit.
Anyway, I leave, not crying, actually .223 was on sale, 35%off. Fuck Yeah.
So I get on the Highway, and some fucking VOLVO decides to change fucking lanes without looking. How do you not see a 20 ton Jeep right next to you, let alone, NOT HEAR IT, over the knobby tires and the V8 struggling for dear fucking life to continue working. I swerve into the breakdown land to avoid this guy and he finally sees me, so he quickly gets back into his lane.
I curse at him in about 3 languages and speed ahead, when I get a brilliant idea. Clearly this dude wants to be in my lane.
So here is where the fun began.
I'm cruisin down the highway at what my speedometer says to be 40 mph, but anyway, I throw the transmission into neutral and just start revving the fucking shit out of my engine, and low and behold, Smoke. Yes.
I rev limit once or twice, then let the RPM drop back down and shift back to drive and floor it and the Volvo disappeared in a cloud of white smoke. It was awesome, to say the least.
I'm going to have to find another Countermeasure for the XJ now.
Basically my Grand Wagoneer has crankwalk, I leak oil and when under heavy acceleration, a giant white cloud of smoke appears from the underside of my Jeep.
So anyway, I go to Dick's Sporting Good and I already know it's gonna be bad. Somehow, I would end up here, posting about my goddamn adventures, and well, here I am.
I go in there, nothing special, I buy my ammo and get out. OK, there were a few kids in there criticizing everything, filled with 'Why would you ever buy this, Why would you ever Spend money on a Gun Safe'. Same bullshit.
Anyway, I leave, not crying, actually .223 was on sale, 35%off. Fuck Yeah.
So I get on the Highway, and some fucking VOLVO decides to change fucking lanes without looking. How do you not see a 20 ton Jeep right next to you, let alone, NOT HEAR IT, over the knobby tires and the V8 struggling for dear fucking life to continue working. I swerve into the breakdown land to avoid this guy and he finally sees me, so he quickly gets back into his lane.
I curse at him in about 3 languages and speed ahead, when I get a brilliant idea. Clearly this dude wants to be in my lane.
So here is where the fun began.
I'm cruisin down the highway at what my speedometer says to be 40 mph, but anyway, I throw the transmission into neutral and just start revving the fucking shit out of my engine, and low and behold, Smoke. Yes.
I rev limit once or twice, then let the RPM drop back down and shift back to drive and floor it and the Volvo disappeared in a cloud of white smoke. It was awesome, to say the least.
I'm going to have to find another Countermeasure for the XJ now.
2000 XJ with goodies soon to be in pieces 
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