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Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis.
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Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FMLComment
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Im just waiting for Drew to say "pics or it didn't happen"Is it egg nog season yet?Comment
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funny, somehow i think u want the pics, as for me, id rather not be scarred for life,Originally posted by Riot View Post
aslo i hope u realize that they are from www.fmylife.comComment
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Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML2 tj's
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"id walk 6 hours one way to suck a fart out of megan fox's ass"Comment
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Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML2 tj's
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"id walk 6 hours one way to suck a fart out of megan fox's ass"Comment
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Such a killjoyOriginally posted by Jeep Creep View Postfunny, somehow i think u want the pics, as for me, id rather not be scarred for life,
aslo i hope u realize that they are from www.fmylife.com
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i didn't know rich had access to sams accountLast edited by grundlepunch; 02-19-2009, 08:43 AM."when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"Comment
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lol i was thinking the same thing hahahaha2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeepJ10 project do want."attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"Comment
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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad proceeded to warn me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeepJ10 project do want."attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"Comment
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