hey you jersey people.

[Magilla]

It has been decided amongst me and Phil that we are joining the cast. So you all better watch the show

[Lawn Guyland]

You're actually offended by that? You should be ecstatic you are an Italian-American that ISN'T like that.

Problem is, some Italians ARE like that. I can't even tell you have many fucking guidos wannabes go to the Italian club in Bridgeport - I've actually stopped going there because most of them are a bunch of fucking homos and some have the shortest tempers about the most mundane things.

In reality, stereotypes are exaggerated truths.

the only reason i'm insulted is because so many people fall for mtv's BS and now everyone is gonna think that this is how italian-americans behave and its just going to put a negative image on us.

i really don't even encounter too many guidos when im on LI (they all live in the other county) so i don't really get to see how true-to-life these people on "jersey shore" are...but the girls on the show are HORRIBLE and i'd be damned if thats how my parents and family raised me.

plus, the fucking "situation" guy has the same last name as me. FML.

[Lawn Guyland]

Last night they were in a hot tub and all the girls started making out. THAT SHIT DOESN'T HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!

snookie is GROSS. and so was the girl she was hooking up with.

she's an attention whore.

"i just felt like making out with somebody so i just grabbed her and starting making out with her"

[Lawn Guyland]

It has been decided amongst me and Phil that we are joining the cast. So you all better watch the show

we need to make you like 10 shades darker

[skippy]

lol i tuned in to this last night. the whole time i was going 'this can't be real, this can't be real, this can't be real'

[Magilla]

we need to make you like 10 shades darker

no its alright my mohawk can be made to look like a blow back

[Lawn Guyland]

RJ you need to look like this:

[Magilla]

a douche bag?

[Lawn Guyland]

exactly. hahaha

[Magilla]

that one chick is like 4ft tall and her tittays stick out like 4 feet

[Lawn Guyland]

snooooooooooooookie

[hippie metal]

the only reason i'm insulted is because so many people fall for mtv's BS and now everyone is gonna think that this is how italian-americans behave and its just going to put a negative image on us.

i really don't even encounter too many guidos when im on LI (they all live in the other county) so i don't really get to see how true-to-life these people on "jersey shore" are...but the girls on the show are HORRIBLE and i'd be damned if thats how my parents and family raised me.

plus, the fucking "situation" guy has the same last name as me. FML.

yea. because all 6 people in the world that still watch MTV religiously have opinions that really matter. I find this show hysterical. Nothing short of awesome. I can't help but laugh. It's true though, there are waaaaaaaaaaay to many mofos just like those tools. Hence the birth of the show. Now when I see you (an Italian-Amurican) am I gonna think...."ZOMG!!!11!!1!!! Its that kind of person...stupid guido bitch" no. not at all. I would think other things...(dont worry will). More along the lines of hey a female, shes pretty cute, i wonder SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!....sorry......i wonder what shes like.... If you are really that worried about the opinions of MTV followers, you need to rethink your priorities.

[HeavyMetal]

yea. because all 6 people in the world that still watch MTV religiously have opinions that really matter. I find this show hysterical. Nothing short of awesome. I can't help but laugh. It's true though, there are waaaaaaaaaaay to many mofos just like those tools. Hence the birth of the show. Now when I see you (an Italian-Amurican) am I gonna think...."ZOMG!!!11!!1!!! Its that kind of person...stupid guido bitch" no. not at all. I would think other things...(dont worry will). More along the lines of hey a female, shes pretty cute, i wonder SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!....sorry......i wonder what shes like.... If you are really that worried about the opinions of MTV followers, you need to rethink your priorities.

[hippie metal]

[HeavyMetal]

rly though, if you think just a few people watch MTV...you are a more positive man than i..