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  • When a cop asks you...

    "do you have any weapons in the vehicle?"

    what is classified as a weapon?

    something made exclusively to hurt people?

    something made for sport that can hurt people? (guns)

    something made for everyday use that you can use to hurt people?(knife,bat)

    my fist?

    a 1/2" drive ratchet?



    I mean you could rip the console lid off and whack someone in the face with it and it would be considered a weapon.

    weapon  
    –noun 1. any instrument or device for use in attack or defense in combat, fighting, or war.
    2. anything used against an opponent, adversary, or victim.
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  • #2
    guns, knives

    procomp products
    - Will


    Originally posted by fizzy
    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
    Originally posted by DizzDizz
    aliens probed my husband

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    • #3
      Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
      guns, knives

      procomp products
      Hench

      ATM anyone?

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      • #4
        Until you've had a cop ask about anthrax and bombs...
        lost my thought.
        Is it egg nog season yet?

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        • #5
          haha a guy I know got pulled over with a pickup full of fertilizer and diesel fuel just after the whole Oklahoma city deal. He also happened to be in the FBI, and the cop didn't ask many questions.
          1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
          1999 sierra
          1967 M725 Big and Slow
          -Dan

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          • #6
            I once told a cop I had a pocket knife when he asked, and he took the fucking thing.. That's what I get for being honest at 16. When I was 17 a cop asked me and I showed him my CRKT and he was laughed and said keep it, I meant a real weapon like a gun or something.
            -Matt
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            • #7
              i had a cop nearly draw his gun on me seeing a faux leatherman in my glove compartment thinking it was a butterfly knife.

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              • #8
                My buddy is a cop and he usually rattles something off like "any guns, knives, hand grenades, dead bodies, tanks, aircraft carriers....." in a boomhower-esque tone.
                2000 XJ
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                • #9
                  I said yeah, my hunting knife and leatherman.



                  Heres a better question, what do you say when a cop asks you were your horn is? Blinkers? Air bag? Does this thing even have sway bars?

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                  • #10
                    I had a friend who had to go to court over having a baseball bat in his car.



                    He was a baseball player.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
                      I had a friend who had to go to court over having a baseball bat in his car.



                      He was a baseball player.
                      thats just un-american

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                      • #12
                        I got my butterfly knife taken away from me. Those things are so much fun
                        I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                        • #13
                          Cops like to be shot, just saying next time they ask you
                          1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                          2001 wj tbd
                          1974 5 ton

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                          • #14
                            this thread reminds me, i have some throwing knifes in my jeep that I should probably take out of there

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Adam View Post
                              My buddy is a cop and he usually rattles something off like "any guns, knives, hand grenades, dead bodies, tanks, aircraft carriers....." in a boomhower-esque tone.
                              i would love to be pulled over by him

                              Originally posted by XJcrazy00 View Post
                              I once told a cop I had a pocket knife when he asked, and he took the fucking thing.. That's what I get for being honest at 16. When I was 17 a cop asked me and I showed him my CRKT and he was laughed and said keep it, I meant a real weapon like a gun or something.
                              funny thing is i had a knife in my pocket at the time he asked me. i didn't consider it a weapon. i consider it a tool.
                              Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
                              I had a friend who had to go to court over having a baseball bat in his car.



                              He was a baseball player.
                              i would have loved to have been in that courtroom
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