I had to cover the position of one of our security posts this afternoon. So I'm sitting in the little shack and this guy walks in with a pink slip. Employees aren't allowed to remove anything unless its personal material without documenting it. So the guy hands me his pink slip, I look through the box and it was just a bunch of random shit. When I got up, I happen to be looking at rifle stocks on the computer, which he noticed. We talked about guns for a little bit and he told me everything he had and we bullshitted for a little while.
He informs he took the early retirement package because he knew his days were numbered. I say to him "Your a smart guy for taking the retirement package, you'll be a lot better off than the guys who took the chance". So he opens the door and puts one foot out of it. He says to me "Kid, I'm 62. I like to fish, I live near a lake. I like to hunt, I got a lot of land, and a lot of guns. And you know what? I can still get it up. I love to have sex.!"
So I start laughing. I tried to get the chance to tell him that just made my fuckin day. And before I can say it he says "And I love gettin blowjobs!"
And with that, he left. Probably will never see him again because he retired. But that fuckin old guy made my day.
Kind of a stupid story but oh well.
He informs he took the early retirement package because he knew his days were numbered. I say to him "Your a smart guy for taking the retirement package, you'll be a lot better off than the guys who took the chance". So he opens the door and puts one foot out of it. He says to me "Kid, I'm 62. I like to fish, I live near a lake. I like to hunt, I got a lot of land, and a lot of guns. And you know what? I can still get it up. I love to have sex.!"
So I start laughing. I tried to get the chance to tell him that just made my fuckin day. And before I can say it he says "And I love gettin blowjobs!"
And with that, he left. Probably will never see him again because he retired. But that fuckin old guy made my day.
Kind of a stupid story but oh well.
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