so i went outside my work to have a cigarette and this guy hops in his mercedes and cranks it, nothing happens. keeps trying to crank it, nothing. he gets out and i say "car trouble?" he says "yeah it wont start" i said "well do you want a jump?" he says "no thanks ill just call aaa" i say "are you sure, i can jump it for you" he goes "no i dont think its my battery ill just give them a call" i said "alright well if you want to save yourself some embarassment when the aaa guy gets here, let me jump it for you. And try not to leave your headlights on next time you go to a meeting" the guys headlights were on the whole time and he thought it was a mechanical issue, so i gave him a jump and he was on his merry way. gave me 10 bucks too (i tried to tell him 100 times not to worry about it but he insisted) god i hate dumb rich people

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