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Color me confused, for I am not aware of what your last name it. It seems on normal occasion, when you are mentioned in conversation, either in a serious tone or a jest, your last name changes - either added vowels or consonants, sometimes added syllables and I have heard your last name butchered to a degree where entire words were added in there.
Even on this great forum, I see your last name become such words as 'Hoppsteadertjedaihdgasd' or 'Hoffstreadfrigrigerator'.
I have just consulted a mundane and boring website that plagues our society that most know as Facebook, and according to them, your last name is 'Hoffstaetter'.
I detect lies, lies which blatantly insult my intelligence. How is it that the intelligent and well spoken people of this forum could turn that simple three syllable last name into an amalgamation of letters that hardly conjure up a pronounceable word?
You are hiding a deep, dark secret, Frederick. A secret that must be shared with the community of :sis: so we no longer destroy the fine fabric that strings together the various letters that make up your last name.
Your pal and esteemed Moderator
'Buffalo Phil' Larocca
PS: I regret to inform you that your jeep still carries with it the Procomp Curse. The only way to rid this curse, is to pass it onto another member of this club by the exact way that I did to you.
Even on this great forum, I see your last name become such words as 'Hoppsteadertjedaihdgasd' or 'Hoffstreadfrigrigerator'.
I have just consulted a mundane and boring website that plagues our society that most know as Facebook, and according to them, your last name is 'Hoffstaetter'.
I detect lies, lies which blatantly insult my intelligence. How is it that the intelligent and well spoken people of this forum could turn that simple three syllable last name into an amalgamation of letters that hardly conjure up a pronounceable word?
You are hiding a deep, dark secret, Frederick. A secret that must be shared with the community of :sis: so we no longer destroy the fine fabric that strings together the various letters that make up your last name.
Your pal and esteemed Moderator
'Buffalo Phil' Larocca
PS: I regret to inform you that your jeep still carries with it the Procomp Curse. The only way to rid this curse, is to pass it onto another member of this club by the exact way that I did to you.
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