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Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post"If they didn't have vaginas, there would be a bounty on them."
-Jon , the guy I work with.
"i don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die""when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"
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What do you tell a woman that has two black eyes?
Nothing- she has already been told twice
What do you do when your wife asks you to fix her watch?
You don't- Theres a clock on the stove.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
none of those are my own, i just thought they were funny
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Originally posted by 1cleantj View Postim pretty sure there programmed to what you did wrong and nag about it. if they cant find anything wrong, they make up reasons for you to be wrong somehow..
-Matt
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Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View PostWhat do you tell a woman that has two black eyes?
Nothing- she has already been told twice
What do you do when your wife asks you to fix her watch?
You don't- Theres a clock on the stove.
Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
Call her and tell her.
none of those are my own, i just thought they were funny
Ladies and Gentlemen one reason Even Pitcher is singleI don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp
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