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  • #16
    I agree with Sam.
    2000 XJ with goodies soon to be in pieces
    1999 XJ will get most of the 2000XJ doodads.

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    • #17
      "If they didn't have vaginas, there would be a bounty on them."
      -Jon , the guy I work with.
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      Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
        "If they didn't have vaginas, there would be a bounty on them."
        -Jon , the guy I work with.
        #becauseJoeNitro

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
          "If they didn't have vaginas, there would be a bounty on them."
          -Jon , the guy I work with.
          amazing

          "i don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die"
          "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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          • #20
            we're not alllllllllllll bad!
            mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
            2022 JL Rubicon

            Originally posted by hoggie101
            and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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            • #21
              What do you tell a woman that has two black eyes?
              Nothing- she has already been told twice

              What do you do when your wife asks you to fix her watch?
              You don't- Theres a clock on the stove.

              Why did the woman cross the road?
              Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

              Why do women have smaller feet than men?
              So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

              Why do men pass gas more than women?
              Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

              Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
              They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

              How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
              Call her and tell her.


              none of those are my own, i just thought they were funny

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              • #22
                i enjoy looking at them whilst sipping on dranks at the bar.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by 1cleantj View Post
                  im pretty sure there programmed to what you did wrong and nag about it. if they cant find anything wrong, they make up reasons for you to be wrong somehow..
                  Is there a software update port? Because I'm going to school for fixing computers, maybe I could make a patch...

                  -Matt
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                  • #24
                    all of the above
                    I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

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                    Official HMC Girlie

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                    • #25
                      whoa, man.
                      2001 TJ
                      2001 Tahoe
                      2013 M3
                      1986 R65
                      1997 Blackbird
                      2013 R1200GS

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                        we're not alllllllllllll bad!
                        x2

                        we just sometimes have our days

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                        • #27
                          HOONIGAN FOR LIFE
                          OLD 4X4'S NEVER DIE!!!!!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
                            What do you tell a woman that has two black eyes?
                            Nothing- she has already been told twice

                            What do you do when your wife asks you to fix her watch?
                            You don't- Theres a clock on the stove.

                            Why did the woman cross the road?
                            Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen?

                            Why do women have smaller feet than men?
                            So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

                            Why do men pass gas more than women?
                            Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

                            Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
                            They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.

                            How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
                            Call her and tell her.


                            none of those are my own, i just thought they were funny


                            Ladies and Gentlemen one reason Even Pitcher is single
                            I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
                              Ladies and Gentlemen one reason Even Pitcher is single
                              go call that felony friend of yours

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by fullwidthxj191 View Post
                                go call that felony friend of yours
                                Really Even, did you just go there?

                                Such a D-bag
                                I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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