I took some pics....

[CumminsJeep]

of beautiful NJ

the jeep

to the left is the storm full of lightning and joy....to the right is the sunset full of win




exposure time FTW

[Henchman]

Pretty shweet sunset

[Magilla]

2nd pic i can see the sewage rising

[Buffalo Phil]

You know that those pictures accurately represent the sunlight being reflected off of all of the airborne garbage that litters the very atmosphere you breath?

You may think it is a pretty sunset, but in fact it is surprising that you subjugated yourself to the over exposure of all that asbestos polluting your oceans and salty sea air. If you were exposed any longer, the caustic salts would have eaten away at your lungs.

[CumminsJeep]

I hate you guys

[CumminsJeep]

oh and technically i am facing delaware which is full of mutants

[Magilla]

oh and technically i am surrounded by mutants

fixed

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

Ya know some pictures of the A-bomb going off were pretty nice too......

[CumminsJeep]

Ya know some pictures of the A-bomb going off were pretty nice too......

came up SHORT on that burn didnt you jon

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

came up SHORT on that burn didnt you jon

Oh come on not you too

[Magilla]

Oh come on not you too

hows the weather?

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

hows the weather?

The weather in your area is gay with a 95% chance of a dick in your mouth

[Magilla]

The weather in your area is gay with a 95% chance of a dick in your mouth

well seeing as how short you are wouldn't there be that 95% chance of dick in your mouth.

When you walk into people what do they do? continue walking like they hit a cone? Or look down and laugh?

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

well seeing as how short you are wouldn't there be that 95% chance of dick in your mouth.

When you walk into people what do they do? continue walking like they hit a cone? Or look down and laugh?

Does the Coast Guard follow you around? I'm just judging on how pale you are; you kinda work like a signaling mirror

[Magilla]

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by Jon.

Although Jon is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until Jon drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments Jon, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks Jon and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says Jon, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

Then Jon reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly, "Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!"

see jon is gay and a thief