It makes you think.

[Kyle]

I got this in an email:



Think about this one:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

We'll find the 11 million immigrants so we can give them free heath care pretty soon

[Buffalo Phil]

I got this in an email:



Think about this one:

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

We can locate those illegal aliens, but choose not to. The democrats want them to be voters next time around.

We cannot give our constitution to the Iraqis because they haven't even moved into the 15th century technologically and socially.

The 10 Commandments are guidelines. People can choose not go by them. Besides, not all of them are corrupt, just the ones in Jersey and New York.

[BOX]

We cannot give our constitution to the Iraqis because they haven't even moved into the 15th century technologically and socially.

"a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years"

[Quartney]

at everything in this thread

[Buffalo Phil]

"a hundred years ago you were living in tents out here in the desert chopping each other's heads off and that's where you'll be in another hundred years"

[Lawn Guyland]

[Kyle]

I thought this thread would stir up some good posts.

[BOX]

Matt Damon's character says that in Syriana

[Vehicleless]

at everything in this thread

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