Myspace Prankster

[CumminsJeep]

holy shit thats funny stufff.....i wish i could read more of that

[wannabejeep]

I got done reading all of that and came here, tried to write regular and I kept writing all black-like. I read that nonsense for too long and it started to rub off on me.

[Pedro]

"Me:
ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start fuckin her hard in da ass.

ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i fuck ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo'


Her:
ummmm ur turning mme of"

that is the most ridiculous one that i read

that one was the best I went back and read them all. my brain hurts from trying to read that. I cant believe some of those hoodrats, they be trippin fo sho yo

[wannabejeep]

you're a gumpass trick fo sho

[Pedro]

YAW yuz iz TRppin NICCA fo shO. youz gotz SOME newds?

[bucketokarma]

Me: Holladaddy

Victim's name:
A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !

Photo:

Him:
sounds good! what kind?


Me:
You're a cop.


Him:
no im not a cop. y would i be a cop. r u a cop?


Me:
Yes. Yes I am.


Him:
r u for real? dont play with me please.


Me:
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.


Him:
dont keep playin wit me. u cant be a cop, the stuff just doesnt add up.


Me:
Why u say dat? U sayin a cop cant be black? Dats racest.


Him:
thats not wat i mean...lol


Me:
I can fit my fist in my ass.

This guy read my message and then immediately sent me a Myspace IM request to which I declined.


Him:
hey sexy...so wat uve been up to?


Me:
I'M A COP!


Him:
f u dont wanna tlk to me thats all u got to say but dont keep lyin.


Me:
I'm dead serious.


Him:
okay then. wat r u doin on here then. r u catchin child predators?


Me:
Yes.


Him:
so how r things comin along?


Me:
I want to touch your manhood.


Him:
dont play wit me. r u really a cop tho?


Me:
YES. JESUS. Now where can we meet? I want to suck you off so bad.


Him:
we cant meet b/c im on the east coast and ur on the west. plus ur a cop. you'll lock me up.


Me:
I can fly out dere.


Him:
would u really travel that far just to do that?


Me:
mos def, son. mos def


Him:
i think thats a little much dont u? y cant we just be myspace buddies?


Me:
cuz we cant fuck ova mysapce, yo


Him:
but we can tlk. dont u like to tlk.


Me:
I'M A COP!

Identity used for this conversation:

"GhettoFreshness"

Victim's name:
A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !

Photo:


As soon as I added this guy to my friends list under this account he messaged me...


Message he sent me:
thanx 4 tha add sexy. i see ur a capricorn, well i am too. i think we will get along just fine.


My response:
I'm a cop.


Him:
y is it that every1 i tlk to is a cop?


Me:
Well, you don't seem that bad to me so I'll level with you...

Whatever you did, you must have pissed off my boss's boss downtown because he's got the attention of the whole division pointed towards you. What the hell did you do to piss off Commissioner Frederickson?

-Det. Doyle.


Him:
i really dont kno. i talked to one other cop now im in this mess. i didnt say anything wrong.

[CSaddict]

[Arundlemcbrundle]

Rasnozzle gus gus gus!