I'm a Man...

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

All this snatching up of man cards lately got me thinking... what makes a man worthy of having a man card to begin with?

So I ask... Are you a man?

state your reasons.

I'll go first:

When Im hungry, regardless of being breakfast, lunch or dinner, I eat steak and eggs.

and when I do, I eat it bloody and smothered in gravy...

I, am a man.

[Mighty Quine]

i want to make fun of you but for once i cant....because you are so fucking manly. everyday you honestly wake up, eat steak and eggs while drinking a beer. then you proceed to go outside and wrench on your rig. you are always filthy covered in some fluid from an automobile, dirt and blood and booze. You are all that is man.

[Mighty Quine]

i fight....thats manly

[Quartney]

are there like girl cards that can be taken away too? or are you the only ones that have to be careful of what you do so you dont lose it

[Mighty Quine]

yes quartney, the moment you pee standing up.....you lose your card

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

lets keep this ball rolling.

I work out by benching transmissions...

I, am a Man.

[Magilla]

or are you the only ones that have to be careful of what you do so you dont lose it

yes
I like to shank people, shoot guns, get belligerantly drunk drinking whiskey and pbr, I like my steak dripping with blood, fight people, and pwn even. Plus i am a viking so like to pillage small towns. Also i take man cards so i have no soul according to phil

[Quartney]

yes quartney, the moment you pee standing up.....you lose your card

rofl haha ok

[DrThunder]

I have a one-eyed night crawler in a turtle-neck sweater.

I, am a man.

[JeepinJoshua]

I am the iron chef of pounding vag

[Magilla]

I once beat a wall in tennis

I dont do push ups i push the earth down

I can slam a revolving door

I have counted to infinity twice

[HitItWithSomeSpeed]

I have worked up an immunity to Iocane powder.

I, am a Man.

[GOKU]

Well where should i start....I drink muscle milk i have a new haircut and its the shit,i drink muscle milk oh wait i said that i work out when i go out i wear shirts that are a little to small to show off the guns and i have a trouser snake aka stanley the power tool.lol,and if you dont like it,i will bitch slap you and take your man card!

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

I eat duct tape and shit tie wraps


I`m more man then you

[GOKU]

i eat bullits and shit ice cream what flavor you want?