I'm a Man...

[Ktmracer419]

Well where should i start....I drink muscle milk i have a new haircut and its the shit,i drink muscle milk oh wait i said that i work out when i go out i wear shirts that are a little to small to show off the guns and i have a trouser snake aka stanley the power tool.lol,and if you dont like it,i will bitch slap you and take your man card!

[GOKU]

fugured id write something funny.couldnt think of anything except that youtube clip called my new hair cut its pretty funny

[Riot]

1 word.
bewbs.
I enjoy them.

[BOX]

1 word.
man bewbs.
I enjoy them.

[Buffalo Phil]

1 word.
bewbs.
I enjoy them.

That's like saying

Air
I enjoy breathing it.

[GOKU]

now thats funny

[Zullock Holmes]

In the past 3 days:
i drank beer, lots said beer includes dog fish head 90 minute, ten penny ale, and Newcastle
jumped off roofs into pools
grilled beef over a fire, that i made
had sex
fled the police via vehicle last night at 4 am, and got away
drank jack daniels
saw toby keith live, and started the biggest U.S.A. chant of the night.

[ninetysix-ex-jay]

^whats his name?

[Zullock Holmes]

my name is matt.

[Riot]

Air doesn't make you a man Phil.
Enjoying boobs does.

[Ktmracer419]

Air doesn't make you a man Phil.
Enjoying boobs does.

women enjoy boobs too

logic voided

[Lawn Guyland]

women enjoy boobs too

logic voided

hahahahah

[GOKU]

lmao

[Pedro]

In the past 3 days:
had sex

with yourself doesnt count...

[Zullock Holmes]