with realness just around the corner

[Riot]

I did, but then I took them back when the bills started coming in strong.
Maybe next year, aye.

[BOX]

Throw him into Lake Christie, Frog Hole, & 5 ft deep mud hole.

Put him in the bear cave & put big unmoveable rock @ the entrance. Let him out never or @ your leisure.

[Riot]

5' and frog hole are def. good ones.

[Magilla]

rj vs even in a 5 minute grappling match?!?!?!?!

no it would be better suited if he was humiliated by all of sis

[Magilla]

IDEAS PEOPLE ALL OF YOU ARE SLACKING

[Hydra]

Put a gallon of milk under his hood against the manifold, when it heats it'll melt the bottle and cause the milk to boil all over his engine and exhuast, giving him the shittiest smelling jeep ever

[wannabejeep]

Put a gallon of milk under his hood against the manifold, when it heats it'll melt the bottle and cause the milk to boil all over his engine and exhuast, giving him the shittiest smelling jeep ever

or get a tupperware container and fill it with raw chicken and milk. Tuck it away under his seat. It will eventually blow the top off due to some sort of chemical reaction I'd guess and will smell absolutely awful.

[Ktmracer419]

when he passes out the night before wheeling. steal his steering wheel

[murdered out manche]

put lingerger cheese in his heater vents, and then crank his heat on high and bust the knob off. or u could pull his headliner after he passes out and then proceed to piss all over it and reinstall b4 he wakes up...

[Even]

if anybody fucks with my jeep to the point where it costs me money they are gonna regret it

[Magilla]

I told you i will not fuck with your jeep. I only want to hear you cry for you mom.

[Mike]

i cant remember whos floor he pissed on, raze or mikes, but honestly you guys are being little bitches about it. Shit happened, he was drunk. you know what i do to drunk people who make a mess. I make em clean it up, buy me a case of beer, and we are good. Back in highschool, justin ( xjeeper ) threw up all over my basement living room, made a huge fucking mess. It sucked, but i made him clean it up the best he could that night, and the next day he cleaned it up better. Shit happenes. If you dont want people to make a mess of your house, either A) Dont party at your house, or B) dont party with people who cant handle their alcohol.

[hippie metal]

i am gonna follow your signature and put a at the end of your post

i cant remember whos floor he pissed on, raze or mikes, but honestly you guys are being little bitches about it. Shit happened, he was drunk. you know what i do to drunk people who make a mess. I make em clean it up, buy me a case of beer, and we are good. Back in highschool, justin ( xjeeper ) threw up all over my basement living room, made a huge fucking mess. It sucked, but i made him clean it up the best he could that night, and the next day he cleaned it up better. Shit happenes. If you dont want people to make a mess of your house, either A) Dont party at your house, or B) dont party with people who cant handle their alcohol.

there. because you cant be serious. he constantly states that he can handle his booze, his not a little girl, and that he dreams about mikes cock. kid drinks first time out, pissed in the hallway, next to the bathroom door. I have been cocked before, completely FUBAR and NEVER came close to producing that much fail. What Even gets, Even deserves. AND he left with out cleaning it, what is RJ supposed to do, rope off the hallway and tell his grandparents, to wait till he returns, Even will clean it up later. I already know how they are getting him back, and I gots something to add to it

But i will need:

4 highlifts
1 monkey
1 banana peel
4 cider blocks
1 scuba suit
3 pieces of chopped wood
1 pair of sunglasses (can be returned if wanted, but it prolly wont be desired)
3 bottles or crazy glue
5-6 grams (need something for myself while doing this all)
and the help of RJ and Mike

[Mike]

5-6 grams? Wtf dude, you trying to get so high that you wont remember it the next day?

[Even]

there. because you cant be serious. he constantly states that he can handle his booze, his not a little girl, and that he dreams about mikes cock. kid drinks first time out, pissed in the hallway, next to the bathroom door. I have been cocked before, completely FUBAR and NEVER came close to producing that much fail. What Even gets, Even deserves. AND he left with out cleaning it, what is RJ supposed to do, rope off the hallway and tell his grandparents, to wait till he returns, Even will clean it up later. I already know how they are getting him back, and I gots something to add to it

As you can clearly see from the ATTN:Evan/Even thread, I had no fucking clue I pissed in RJ's hallway. I woke up, and told RJ I was leaving "thanks dude i'm outta here, peace" and he made NO MENTION of me pissing in his hall. I walked out of there didn't smell a drop of piss, nor did I step in any. If he hadn't cleaned it up yet, I would have drove all the way back to Wilton and cleaned it up myself. I'm not going to bitch like a little girl about the punishment, because you're right RJ did clean it up himself, but don't act like I walked out of his house knowing I soaked his hallway.

As for being able to handle my alcohol, I have already made my opinion clear about what happened so I won't even bother going there again. And where do you see me bragging about how well I can handle my alcohol? I certainly don't go prancing around acting like a drinking god. If you have never been around somebody drunk that has done something such as this, you obviously have never been around very many drunk people. I have seen people who can handle their alcohol quite well, do worse shit than piss in another persons hallway. I hear about people puking in other peoples houses all the time, and to be honest I would rather have someone piss in my hallway, than puke in it.