Michael Jackson had a heart attack

[HeavyMetal]

WOW fucking genius

[Quartney]

the jokes are flyinggg around here at work, this is gonna be around for a longgggggg time

remember when ana nicole smith died? was on the news for a good month

[Magilla]

Finally i have been waiting for the old spook to die. I really wish he had died of aid though, it would of been more fitting. I have zero respect for the antique from the disco era. He was a pedophile with shitty music enough said.

[Kyle]

Some jokes from another site.
Michael Jackson has passed away this morning from a massive heart attack.
Authorities have released a statement saying they will melt his body down to make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.

BOOM BOOM!

In breaking news:

Reports that Michael Jackson having died from a massive heart attack are incorrect.
He actually went to the children's hospital and had a stroke.

BOOM BOOM! lol

Mcdonalds have celebrated Michael Jackson's career with a new burger named the McJacko.
It's a thirteen year old piece of meat slipped between some 50 year old buns.

BOOM BOOM !

[Magilla]

http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/

[Quartney]

i just got the lego one in a text

[CumminsJeep]

i just got the lego one too and i cant believe there is a website already

[grundlepunch]

lego one? please share

[Quartney]

same one nicole posted:

due to the fact that michael jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change

was the one i got but same thing lol

[Kyle]

E! already did a True Hollywood Story on him.

[Quartney]

E! already did a True Hollywood Story on him.

they film those things way ahead of time for this exact reason. BAM 12 hours later tv speical.

[Arundlemcbrundle]

farrah fawcett was a hotty . . . wow

[Quartney]

my boss saw this on CNN last night and the woman i work with didnt beleive him so they had me look it up...

last pic of him



paparazzi will stop at NOTHING to get that million dollar shot

[Arundlemcbrundle]

thats pretty messed up . . .

[Mel]

I was at physical therapy this morning an the secretary got a text message w/ the lego one an read it to us. Theres been a shit ton of jokes flying. I heard the Mcdonalds one as well except it was the 50 year old meet slipped between 2 8yr old buns.

The other one i read this morning was When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven & God granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe... So God killed Michael Jackson.

On the radio this morning while i was at PT they were also talking about how homicide is now in the strew of this because the family physician was visiting MJ and had given him a shot of something and now the dr is no where to be found so they think it was on purpose or could have been accidental.