the Perfect woman

[Ktmracer419]

x two'd

sick burn

wi-five

[Quartney]

great wills grammar-isms are rubbing off

[1Amabile]

you're so mean

[Ktmracer419]

you're so mean

yes

i am the meanest person you will ever meet. i eat live baby chickens and bunnies for breakfast. i purposely run over chipmunks and squirrels when they cross my path.

[Quartney]

live? doesnt that get messy?

[1Amabile]

live baby chickens huh? grosss

[Ktmracer419]

a long time ago a friend and i invented a new easter treat, that wasn't full of sugar.

you take a few live baby chicks, stick them in the fryer basket. preheat fryer to 350 degrees and drop the basket. and they would be called "peeps" based on the noises they made as they were being cooked to delicousness

[Quartney]

they werent saying peep that was the air escaping from them just ssoouunndddiiinngg like peeping

[Ktmracer419]

they werent saying peep that was the air escaping from them just ssoouunndddiiinngg like peeping

its still a noise they made

[1Amabile]

peeps are grosss (the marshmallow ones)

[CSaddict]

not funny

[1Amabile]

didn't sam lose his man card? he doesn't count then

[Tom]

LOL at csaddict

[CumminsJeep]

ownt

[wannabejeep]

mute.


ahh shit looking back like 5 people have probably already said that. How about hot and not a whore.