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Dear Jeepinjosh,
You are probably wondering what kind of unethical, relentless ownage will commence upon you reading the words that I have typed. For do not take this in a foul way, I speak this from the heart of [SiS]Offroad. I have a number of valid points that I am going to share with you, and I have taken the liberty of putting them in the order of which piss me off the most!
I don’t mean to step on anyone’s feelings but…here we go.
1. SPELLING.
Ok. Now I know you are unlucky enough to go to Brookfield High School. I in fact went there too. Where I learned many things, like history, some sort of mathematical skills, dissecting frogs and other strange creatures, I was taught how to speak Spanish, how to fight, how to smoke and drink. You know normal things that high schoolers such as yourself are learning today. BUT, what I didn’t learn in high school was how to spell, and I will tell you why. BECAUSE I LEARNED THAT SHIT BEFORE 4TH GRADE. You’re telling me that as a senior in high school you cannot successfully spell “guess”? WTF MATE?? Did you eat paint chips as a kid, stick a fork in the outlets, get dropped on your head maybe? I don’t know what to think, but, I do know when I see your name has made a post, I try my damndest to divert my eyes away from the screen, and skip to the next post. I do this of course to prevent my mind from having a complete fucking melt down while trying to decipher what lies within your messages. James Bond himself has a better chance off taking over Russia with a NERF Tommy gun than figuring out what the hell you posted. Since you have joined this site, you have not had one post that did NOT have an error in it. That says a lot since the majority of your posts don’t include words that utilize more than 5-6 letters each. Another HUGE problem I have with your parents letting you use your computer is the fact that you obviously don’t know what a period is. It’s that button that has the “.” and the “>” on it. In case you’re having trouble locating said key, I will include pictures as reference points at the end of your letter. Needless to say dude, in a spelling/punctuation/grammar bee, Helen Keller would be giving you a run for your money.
2. Lack of knowledge
Now, I may not know you as well as your friends, but I do in fact know your friends. They all seem to have the exact view on this as I do. You can talk a lot, yet you can’t act upon things. I.E V8 swap?!?!?!? Let’s try something a little more geared towards your competence level. I am sure autozone has a drop in K&N filter that you could get done. Should only take about 5 hours. You cant figure out doorless on an 88XJ, yet YOU wanna try to fab up half doors?!?!?!
Your posts make you seem more and more like an idiot, its at the point that I am convinced that you have a room temperature IQ.
3. Fail-tasic Activities
http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1265
1. Girls DO NOT stop and ask you about your lights.
http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2893
1. Your father won’t even let you go doorless let alone whip that thing around.
2. The day you drive that thing CORRECTLY, is the day I buy a fucking Prius that runs on bacon grease.
http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1448
YOU ENTIRE BUILD THREAD IS AMAZING. 10 pages and not 1 ACTUAL building process post. I don’t know how you do it. By the way, when you do the 6’’ lift and 33’s, be sure to let me know so I can laugh and give it the shove it needs to introduce the doors to the ground.
http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2619
…………Palm yourself as hard as you can right in the forehead. If you don’t flip out of your computer chair backwards, you didn’t do it hard enough and need to do it again. Your only shot at reputation on this site is if you tape this event with a good camera angle. Points are given if blood is drawn from fall.
You have made 57 threads of your own , and all of maybe 1 of them was taken semi-seriously. That doesn’t say anything to you, at all. If you’re going to stay here then learn to spell, stop posting complete useless stuff, hide in the shadows and learn.
4. Your idea of wheeling
Everytime I see you online you post up your newest wheeling event, which never consist of even one picture of actual wheeling. Have you ever even been on a real trail, and no, sorry to say the trails in the following areas do NOT count:
Bethel
Behind Arbys
New Milford
The Kohls/Burger King Trail
The only thing I see is your jeep parked on grass with a slight hill that kinda seems to tilt your jeep just enough to make your gas gauge lie to you. Just leave your sways on because your no where near
enough to run sway bar less because after your first highway drive swaybar less, I can promise that your pants will look like you hit a deer. Not to mention there no need to disco them when you’re a puddle/mud prancer.
real wheeling and the rest of SIS
and heres you. You know, its funny, I just went on a search to find 1 picture of your rig wheeling and that was the most hardcore picture you have of your rig. Tell you what, just give me your jeep and I will build it and wheel it and I will buy you a scooter or something.
In conclusion, you make me laugh everytime you post and I still have no idea how you got upto 423 posts. You may now try to come back at me, as I am sure someone will, because it always seems to happen but its ok. RJ…Evan..the floor is now yours to add your open letter
You are probably wondering what kind of unethical, relentless ownage will commence upon you reading the words that I have typed. For do not take this in a foul way, I speak this from the heart of [SiS]Offroad. I have a number of valid points that I am going to share with you, and I have taken the liberty of putting them in the order of which piss me off the most!
I don’t mean to step on anyone’s feelings but…here we go.
1. SPELLING.
Ok. Now I know you are unlucky enough to go to Brookfield High School. I in fact went there too. Where I learned many things, like history, some sort of mathematical skills, dissecting frogs and other strange creatures, I was taught how to speak Spanish, how to fight, how to smoke and drink. You know normal things that high schoolers such as yourself are learning today. BUT, what I didn’t learn in high school was how to spell, and I will tell you why. BECAUSE I LEARNED THAT SHIT BEFORE 4TH GRADE. You’re telling me that as a senior in high school you cannot successfully spell “guess”? WTF MATE?? Did you eat paint chips as a kid, stick a fork in the outlets, get dropped on your head maybe? I don’t know what to think, but, I do know when I see your name has made a post, I try my damndest to divert my eyes away from the screen, and skip to the next post. I do this of course to prevent my mind from having a complete fucking melt down while trying to decipher what lies within your messages. James Bond himself has a better chance off taking over Russia with a NERF Tommy gun than figuring out what the hell you posted. Since you have joined this site, you have not had one post that did NOT have an error in it. That says a lot since the majority of your posts don’t include words that utilize more than 5-6 letters each. Another HUGE problem I have with your parents letting you use your computer is the fact that you obviously don’t know what a period is. It’s that button that has the “.” and the “>” on it. In case you’re having trouble locating said key, I will include pictures as reference points at the end of your letter. Needless to say dude, in a spelling/punctuation/grammar bee, Helen Keller would be giving you a run for your money.
2. Lack of knowledge
Now, I may not know you as well as your friends, but I do in fact know your friends. They all seem to have the exact view on this as I do. You can talk a lot, yet you can’t act upon things. I.E V8 swap?!?!?!? Let’s try something a little more geared towards your competence level. I am sure autozone has a drop in K&N filter that you could get done. Should only take about 5 hours. You cant figure out doorless on an 88XJ, yet YOU wanna try to fab up half doors?!?!?!
Your posts make you seem more and more like an idiot, its at the point that I am convinced that you have a room temperature IQ. 3. Fail-tasic Activities
http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1265
1. Girls DO NOT stop and ask you about your lights.
http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2893
1. Your father won’t even let you go doorless let alone whip that thing around.
2. The day you drive that thing CORRECTLY, is the day I buy a fucking Prius that runs on bacon grease.
http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1448
YOU ENTIRE BUILD THREAD IS AMAZING. 10 pages and not 1 ACTUAL building process post. I don’t know how you do it. By the way, when you do the 6’’ lift and 33’s, be sure to let me know so I can laugh and give it the shove it needs to introduce the doors to the ground.
http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2619
…………Palm yourself as hard as you can right in the forehead. If you don’t flip out of your computer chair backwards, you didn’t do it hard enough and need to do it again. Your only shot at reputation on this site is if you tape this event with a good camera angle. Points are given if blood is drawn from fall.
You have made 57 threads of your own , and all of maybe 1 of them was taken semi-seriously. That doesn’t say anything to you, at all. If you’re going to stay here then learn to spell, stop posting complete useless stuff, hide in the shadows and learn.
4. Your idea of wheeling
Everytime I see you online you post up your newest wheeling event, which never consist of even one picture of actual wheeling. Have you ever even been on a real trail, and no, sorry to say the trails in the following areas do NOT count:
Bethel
Behind Arbys
New Milford
The Kohls/Burger King Trail
The only thing I see is your jeep parked on grass with a slight hill that kinda seems to tilt your jeep just enough to make your gas gauge lie to you. Just leave your sways on because your no where near
enough to run sway bar less because after your first highway drive swaybar less, I can promise that your pants will look like you hit a deer. Not to mention there no need to disco them when you’re a puddle/mud prancer. real wheeling and the rest of SISand heres you. You know, its funny, I just went on a search to find 1 picture of your rig wheeling and that was the most hardcore picture you have of your rig. Tell you what, just give me your jeep and I will build it and wheel it and I will buy you a scooter or something.
In conclusion, you make me laugh everytime you post and I still have no idea how you got upto 423 posts. You may now try to come back at me, as I am sure someone will, because it always seems to happen but its ok. RJ…Evan..the floor is now yours to add your open letter
2nd of all i know the kid personally so that leaves you out of the loop not me
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