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    My very own FmyLife

    Last night I was feeling frisky and alone (as usual) so i loaded up an adult website. I realized i was out of lotion, so i grabbed what i thought was sun tan lotion but it turns out it was sunless tanning lotion. Now my palm is all orange and it wont wash off. F My Life
    Originally posted by Fast Orange
    if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
    Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
    I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks
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    Sunless orange tanning lotion for a mexican?
    99 Dub Ya Jay

    My Adventures Thread
    http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15148

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    • #3
      I don't use that shit... I don't use anything for that matter. Just happened to be in the house.
      Originally posted by Fast Orange
      if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
      Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
      I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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      • #4
        ughh.... next time use icy hot or vics
        "when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by grundlepunch View Post
          ughh.... next time use icy hot or vics
          Every guy who read this just went "AHHH" and cringed
          I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ninetysix-ex-jay View Post
            Every guy who read this just went "AHHH" and cringed
            bahahahah ahhhhhh
            2013 F150 fx4 (Tow Pig/DD)
            • 5.0 with the 3.73 option

            2003 TJ Rubicon
            • 4.0/42rle/np241or
            • 5.13's
            • 3" Savvy/Currie suspension with acos
            • 33” BFG KO2s

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            • #7
              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
              didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
              Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
              he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
              Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
              i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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              • #8
                1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                2001 wj tbd
                1974 5 ton

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                • #9
                  pics (of your hand...and please for gods sake, only your hand) or it didnt happen
                  I once had a 93 XJ, 4.5" o' lift, 33" TSL Super Swampers, 8.25 rear Detroit locked. 2,000 Lb Steering. Custom rockers, Sam's old Bumpah. Cherry Bomb BITCH. SOLD

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                  Official HMC Girlie

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
                    I don't use that shit... I don't use anything for that matter. Just happened to be in the house.
                    Do you live with Umpa Lumpas ?
                    99 Dub Ya Jay

                    My Adventures Thread
                    http://sisoffroad.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15148

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                    • #11
                      Are you sure that your pal is the only thing that is orange?
                      Lady bugs don't like it when you paint stripes on them

                      2005 WK Limited 4.7 V8, Slightly Modded

                      2006 Jeep Liberty Sport 2.8L CRD Diesel Stock

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                      • #12
                        4x4 Station Wagon...

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                        • #13
                          I'll take pics of my hand later. I'm not kidding on this one. It's 4 reals
                          Originally posted by Fast Orange
                          if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                          Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                          I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by ruecifur View Post
                            I'll take pics of my hand later. I'm not kidding on this one. It's 4 reals
                            Please, Pics of the Hand ONLY.
                            Lady bugs don't like it when you paint stripes on them

                            2005 WK Limited 4.7 V8, Slightly Modded

                            2006 Jeep Liberty Sport 2.8L CRD Diesel Stock

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                            • #15
                              talk about no shame
                              - Will


                              Originally posted by fizzy
                              or am asians pants not a read end lol.
                              Originally posted by DizzDizz
                              aliens probed my husband

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