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A heart doctor dies.
There was a viewing for him and many of his colleagues were there to see him for the last time.
At the viewing the heart doctor is rolled out in his coffin. he is pushed through a curtain that has a picture of a heart on it to commemorate his achievements in the heart field.
As the people view his dead body and tell their memories a man in the back is in laughter.
After the viewing, one of the heart doctor's colleagues approaches the man who was laughing.
He says "hey man that was very disrespectful, ya know, you laughing at the viewing. why were you laughing?"
The man chuckles and replies "I am a gynocologist. Imagine what the curtain will have on it when they roll me through on a coffin."
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A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth removed.
The doctor asks the man "would you like a local anesthetic because a tooth removal is quite painful."
The man replies "NO. i can take pain."
the doctor retorts "you sure?? it is quite painful"
the man says "I guarantee you i have two other instances where i have more pain."
the doctor says " please explain."
" ya see, i was bear hunting and i had to take a shit. i found a place and squatted down. the first pain i had was when the bear trap went off when i squatted down."
the doctors jaw dropped "ouch, and the second one?"
"when i reached the end of then chain!"
A heart doctor dies.
There was a viewing for him and many of his colleagues were there to see him for the last time.
At the viewing the heart doctor is rolled out in his coffin. he is pushed through a curtain that has a picture of a heart on it to commemorate his achievements in the heart field.
As the people view his dead body and tell their memories a man in the back is in laughter.
After the viewing, one of the heart doctor's colleagues approaches the man who was laughing.
He says "hey man that was very disrespectful, ya know, you laughing at the viewing. why were you laughing?"
The man chuckles and replies "I am a gynocologist. Imagine what the curtain will have on it when they roll me through on a coffin."
2.
A man goes to the dentist to have a tooth removed.
The doctor asks the man "would you like a local anesthetic because a tooth removal is quite painful."
The man replies "NO. i can take pain."
the doctor retorts "you sure?? it is quite painful"
the man says "I guarantee you i have two other instances where i have more pain."
the doctor says " please explain."
" ya see, i was bear hunting and i had to take a shit. i found a place and squatted down. the first pain i had was when the bear trap went off when i squatted down."
the doctors jaw dropped "ouch, and the second one?"
"when i reached the end of then chain!"
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