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  • #16
    Originally posted by Nick View Post
    "They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."
    LOL

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    • #17
      Originally posted by 29er View Post
      Supposedly shared platform with new midsize Alfa Giulia/Chrysler 200/Dodge Journey.
      seems equally terrible
      - Will


      Originally posted by fizzy
      or am asians pants not a read end lol.
      Originally posted by DizzDizz
      aliens probed my husband

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      • #18
        Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
        seems equally terrible
        our xj's have always been called mini vans/station wagons. why not just make it happen
        I drive a Datsun

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        • #19
          Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
          seems equally terrible
          Yeah. That's just speculation from other forum, based off the Chrysler product plan. So we'll see.
          I'm always skeptical of these things until the actual release.

          Better plan:

          Take 4-door JK Sport:
          +Widen body/narrower flares (more interior space)
          +Fixed roof with normal rear widows.
          +Normal doors/windshield
          +Traditional Hatch
          +Front end similar to current Liberty
          +Electronic t-case controls so soccer moms don't have to use the lever
          +More aerodynamic design (really not hard to do better than a Wrangler)
          +Eco-friendly engine/trans tune to satisfy their silly C.A.F.E standard.
          -Remove roll bar
          =Cherokee

          Won't happen but it actually makes a lot of sense. The 4-door JK actually brings down Jeep's reliability ratings. Not because it has any actual issues, but because soccer moms buy them thinking they're getting a cooler-looking Toyota Highlander. Then they freak out and bring it in to the dealer when the t-case grinds/gets stuck in neutral (since they didn't read how to use it), they hit a moderately sized bump and the steering wheel jerks/loud suspension noises, they can't figure out how to put the soft top back on correctly/it leaks water/is noisy as hell, the doors don't close right, etc etc etc.
          Sell a JK-based traditional SUV with the Wrangler quirks removed, and you're not only selling another capable vehicle, but shielding the type of people who will never remove the doors and top from the inherent imperfections that go along with Wrangler ownership.
          Last edited by 29er; 02-22-2013, 02:18 PM.

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          • #20
            Mother of god that thing is ugly
            Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
            didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
            Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
            he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
            Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
            i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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            • #21
              it looks like this

              - Will


              Originally posted by fizzy
              or am asians pants not a read end lol.
              Originally posted by DizzDizz
              aliens probed my husband

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              • #22
                Is that an impossible subaru
                I drive a Datsun

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                • #23
                  .....i......im scared....
                  Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                  didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                  Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                  he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                  Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                  i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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                  • #24
                    The liberty and patriot are being ditched for the new cherokee. I have no idea if this is the final product but the real cherokee will be released in NY. There is a member on www.jeepgarage.org that works for jeep and gets all the goods and info on jeep and new jeeps and so far this sounds like the real deal unfortunately.
                    Lady bugs don't like it when you paint stripes on them

                    2005 WK Limited 4.7 V8, Slightly Modded

                    2006 Jeep Liberty Sport 2.8L CRD Diesel Stock

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                    • #25
                      I was gonna say, why do they need another small to mid sized SUV? They have the patriot, compass, and liberty already and they all suck ass.

                      Looks like a vehicross
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                      2012 Honda Accord - For DD/MPG Porpoises - Cooper Tire: Count on Cooper
                      2014 Granite Crystal WK2 Limited - Nitto Tire: Fueled by Enthusiasts

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                      • #26
                        Pink.......tow hooks?
                        Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                        didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                        Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                        he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                        Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                        i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by hippie metal View Post
                          Pink.......tow hooks?
                          The least of our worries.
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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                            The least of our worries.
                            I know...that was realized after the first 200 look overs I gave it
                            Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                            didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                            Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                            he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                            Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                            i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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                            • #29

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                              • #30
                                I saw this picture And heard how jeep was excited to bring back the Cherokee name a few days ago and my jaw dropped. Also have you seen the 2013 Kia Military truck?

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