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  • There is no way this is real life. Cherokee people, prepare to riot in the streets.

    I have never been so disappointed by a car. Ever.

    The nameplate will be forever ruined. The 2014 Jeep CHEROKEE. and yes, this is the domestic market.

    http://jalopnik.com/2014-jeep-cherok...ium=socialflow



    - Will


    Originally posted by fizzy
    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
    Originally posted by DizzDizz
    aliens probed my husband

  • #2
    Looks like a fat asian on wheels.

    Horrible.

    Jussayin...the LIBERTY looks better than that...I'll even go as far to say the 2wd Compass looks more like a Jeep than that.
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    • #3
      looks like a prius
      -98 XJ 4.5" lift , 35's, trimmed, locked, geared, flexy
      -14 Subaru STI hatch Stage 2ish
      -54 Dodge Power wagon M-37
      -57 GMC Pickup
      -Tim (OIIIIIO)

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      • #4
        the fact they are bringing the CHEROKEE back, after all these years, and decided to make it a car crossover, makes me want to vomit.

        fucking hell
        - Will


        Originally posted by fizzy
        or am asians pants not a read end lol.
        Originally posted by DizzDizz
        aliens probed my husband

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        • #5
          looks like a juke.
          mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
          2022 JL Rubicon

          Originally posted by hoggie101
          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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          • #6
            Congrats jeep you made an Isuzu vehicross. Lifting possibilities? None
            I drive a Datsun

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            • #7
              legitimately ruined my day
              - Will


              Originally posted by fizzy
              or am asians pants not a read end lol.
              Originally posted by DizzDizz
              aliens probed my husband

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              • #8
                Junk I say we raid the plant and blow it up terminator 2 style. We just need one guy to get shot and detonate it lol.
                Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

                Driver 4677 FSM vehicle

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                  Congrats jeep you made an Isuzu vehicross. Lifting possibilities? None
                  No more cutting the fenders on Cherokees!
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                    No more cutting the fenders on Cherokees!
                    Actually not a bad idea. Sawzall, shitloads of tube and d60's... We can rebuild it
                    I drive a Datsun

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Burton58 View Post
                      Actually not a bad idea. Sawzall, shitloads of tube and d60's... We can rebuild it
                      And an 01 Cherokee front clip.
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                      • #12
                        Maybe a set of hella 500's and no sheetmetal at all
                        I drive a Datsun

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                        • #13
                          Chrysler✔ @Chrysler


                          “@jalopnik scoop re @jeep. Photos not the vehicle to be revealed in NY. See u at #2013NYAS
                          Hope and pray?
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                          • #14
                            Optimistically hoping that this is actually the Patriot. Jalopnik isn't exactly known for restraining themselves from jumping to conclusions.

                            Chrysler released a product plan for the next 5 years just a few weeks ago, I can't find the original image but this was the jist of it for Jeep:

                            1) B-segment Fiat based Jeep (Compass replacement - nothing on this yet.)
                            2) C-segment Giulietta/Dart based Jeep - That's what we're looking at here. Makes more sense that it would be the Patriot if the below is true...
                            3) C/D-segment Jeep - Liberty replacement (would assume that means Cherokee). I would assume that this would be the Cherokee. Supposedly shared platform with new midsize Alfa Giulia/Chrysler 200/Dodge Journey - i.e. larger than what we're seeing here.
                            4) D-segment Jeep (Grand Cherokee - Current model was just refreshed, so this is a few years out)
                            5) D-segment 3 row Jeep ("Grand Wagoneer" - new/updated platform to also be used for Dodge Durango)

                            There's nothing in those pictures that definitively says that it is a Cherokee. Not as if there is even a badge on it. We are expecting a Liberty replacement soon, so I see how it would make sense. But I just think that its too small to be a Liberty replacement. I guess we'll see.

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                            • #15
                              "They're not even [within] 100 miles [of Baghdad]. They are not in any place. They hold no place in Iraq. This is an illusion ... they are trying to sell to the others an illusion."

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