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[Zullock Holmes]

I'd rather eat a steaming pile of dog shit than drive that horrid excuse for an automobile.

[Buffalo Phil]

I'm sober, Sux Butley, you homo.


That Ariel is great man!!! except when it rains, you wanna crank some tunes, you wanna talk to your passenger, you decide i don't feel like racing today... wish i had cruise control, or damn it's fuckin hot.... let's turn on the a/c oh wait. Or sweetie, it's a little chilly today, let's turn the heat on.... Sorry hun, too busy being a badass. Watch this hurr hurr.

You just described my Jeep!

[Zullock Holmes]

Precisely!!!!!

Ariel Atom and Phil's Jeep...

one in the same, i can't believe it took this long to get to this conclusion!!

Except i'd drive phil's jeep before i'd eat poo.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Atom has a better power/weight ratio than a Cup car, is faster, quicker, handles better, and you don't look like a fucking redneck driving it. Ergo, Atom > NASCAR.

Yeah, I said it.

[Zullock Holmes]

Sux....

Are you just going to bring forth the same argument with a different car for an example every time??

I seriously don't know what you're doing.

Ten bucks says i can roll a Cup car at 200 mph and walk away, whereas that little Atom of yours. It's hasta la vista baby. Burned to the ground, ironic huh?

And I may look like a redneck in my NASCAR but at least i don't look like a faggot in a honda powered piece of crap

You can't do this. You can't take down Troll Zullo. checkmate.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

No, there is no Checkmate when you're being an idiot.

You, Mr. Mopar. Can't even find a Mopar to put against an Atom.

That's right, cuz even that would be slower.

You told Asian Mike he has no say because he drives a Subaru. A) that has nothing to do with it, and B) you drive a fucking pickup. Pot, Kettle, Blacker than Wesley Snipes.

[HeavyMetal]

ford gt

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

ford gt

[Burton58]

ford gt

Is slower than an atom. /thread

[Zullock Holmes]

No, there is no Checkmate when you're being an idiot.

You, Mr. Mopar. Can't even find a Mopar to put against an Atom.

That's right, cuz even that would be slower.

You told Asian Mike he has no say because he drives a Subaru. A) that has nothing to do with it, and B) you drive a fucking pickup. Pot, Kettle, Blacker than Wesley Snipes.

I already admitted i'm trolling..... 3 times you cockgobbling homo!!!!!!

A fighter jet is faster and more maneuverable than an atom, does that make it a better?? I guess so with the way you're coming to your conclusions.

Ohh and if they were so cool and ungodly awesome, how come everyone isn't driving them. They're soo affordable right as proved by captain google??

That doesn't change the fact that they look like crap, are completely unfeasible for any kind of use outside a track on 3 nice days a year, and overall have a suckpower per ton ratio over any other car out there. Except for maybe a miata....

Pay dizzy and go to bed. You aren't going to win.

[Zullock Holmes]

Is slower than an atom. /thread

ferrari fxx is faster, but who cares!!!!!!


That's not the point, the point is any cockmuncher can drive this fancy go kart. It is a completely worthless piece of shit in 99.9997% of the world's population.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Jet fighter is not as maneuverable as an Atom, just going to throw this out there...

[HeavyMetal]

Jet fighter is not as maneuverable as an Atom, just going to throw this out there...

how about at mach 1?

[Zullock Holmes]

Jet fighter is not as maneuverable as an Atom, just going to throw this out there...

Sux

you don't get the point. The CAR FUCKING BLOWS. must i say it again? I can.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

You're grabbing at straws.