I have the worst roomate in the world.

[Asian Mike]

i'm fucking pissed. my roomate has this girlfriend of his, and he thinks that he can just come to the apartment and go into the room and lock me out whenever he wants to. what the fuck. so i'm sitting here writing an 8 page paper for my sociology class and he walks in with her and goes, " yo mike can i get the room for a little bit?" and i ask him how long and he responds with, " not that long, like a few hours." so i basically told him no because he's a fucking retard and maybe i would have let him have the room if he didn't ask me right when he needed it. i just completely embarrassed him in front of his girlfriend and it was actually pretty funny.

[Capt. Crunch]

good some people need that

[Asian Mike]

seriously. it was hilarious, his girlfriend goes, " jon didn't u say that u called mike and he said it was ok?" and he was like "uhhhhhh" and i was like, " he never called me." and he was soooo embarrassed lol so i was like jon

[Krazors001]

Better than a gay roommate that wakes you up when you feel the bunkbed shaking from him and his guest.....

[Asian Mike]

yea...you definitely got me there haha. that sucks big time

[Krazors001]

yea...you definitely got me there haha. that sucks big time

Luckily not me, one of my friends though.

[Asian Mike]

oo haha sucks for him then haha. talk about a rude awakening

[CumminsJeep]

my roomate wakes me up from naps

[Asian Mike]

my roomate wakes me up from naps

that REALLY sucks. i'd kick some ass if my roomate did that

[CumminsJeep]

he thinks its funny!!!!! im just like dude get the fuck out or shut the fuck up!

[Asian Mike]

hahahaha. thats the least bit funny

[Mel]

ha oh mike! Putting your foot down. Is this the Mormon g/f you were talking about last time?

[Asian Mike]

ha oh mike! Putting your foot down. Is this the Mormon g/f you were talking about last time?

lol yea. she's cool....he's just a dumbass haha

[Bigbike]

That sucks dude.

[YeaItsSlo]

do you guys share a bed??