"Assault Weapons" - Yay or Nay?

[Buffalo Phil]

Stupid Jersey, restricting magazine capacities.

TAKING ALL THE FUN AWAY.

I hate carrying my own threads

I have to ask though.......who did you think was going to carry this thread?

[hippie metal]

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[Carlleen]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jefferson

[Carlleen]

I would like to purchase a one ticket express to the void. At least there i can keep my guns. Long live AMERICA.

[Riot]

Wait, Wait, Wait....

What is a Box Jellyfish?

Can we have a thread about them instead?

[Nick]

I would like to purchase a one ticket express to the void. At least there i can keep my guns. Long live AMERICA.

Thats not how the void works. Go away and reformulate your scheme.

[Bigbike]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jelly_fish

[Buffalo Phil]

Wait, Wait, Wait....

What is a Box Jellyfish?

Can we have a thread about them instead?

Something you need high capacity magazines filled with flechettes for.

[Pedro]

flechettes

What the fuck is a flechette?

[Buffalo Phil]

Kind of like arrows...but more awesome and can be fired from shotgun shells.

They work great for shooting underwater.

[Zullock Holmes]

But anyway, I threw a list together on why everyone needs a gun with a magazine capacity larger than 10:

1) Reloading is time consuming, especially with belt fed weapons
2) Reloading takes away from trigger time
3) Communists
4) Socialsists
5) Fascists
6) Russians (Don't want to end up like Ukraine, now do you?)
7) Zombies
8) Bad people
9) Squirrels
10) Woodchucks
11) Bears
12) Sharks
13) Box Jellyfish
14) Tigers
15) Lions
16) In the absence of an African hunting cartridge, substitute the caliber by dividing the caliber by 2 and have 5x as many rounds
17) Because this is America
18) Reloading sucks
19) Machine Guns are awesome
20) Spend more time shooting
21) High Capacity magazines make political liberals cry
22) Games like Left 4 Dead would be lame and boring and you would always lose.
23) Suppressive fire can be done by one man rather than 20
24) They make owning a suppressor even more awesome
25) They make owning a 1927 Thomspon that much cooler
26) Reloading is time consuming
27) Why not?
28) When in doubt, dump the mag
29) I can't afford magazine tube speed feeds
30) Saiga 12 shotguns
31) AR15s
32) They make your penis bigger, true story
33) Reloading can be tedious and gives the enemy a chance to move and return fire
34) The second biggest difference between the M14 and the M1 Garand other than caliber is the ability to accept a detachable 20 round magazine
35) Follow-up shots
36) They're fucking awesome
37) Reloading is boring
38) Think how bad the Klobb would suck if it only had a 9 round magazine. At least they had the courtesy to extend the magazine a bit...
39) Nothing is more satisfying than prolonged machine fun fire
40) Spend more time shooting and less time reloading.

One that's more important than all:

To ensure that no person or government, regardless of their motivations, can ever take my freedom away from me.

Yea, i Tommy Jeff'ed it. But why not?? That's the number 1 reason the second amendment exsists in the first place. Not to hunt for food. Not to shoot for fun. But for me to ensure that my personal liberty and most basic right to life, is never infringed upon by anyone.

[HeavyMetal]

Yea, i Tommy Jeff'ed it. But why not??

because its chintzy and meaningless on the internet

[Zullock Holmes]

because its chintzy and meaningless on the internet

but it's my truthful answer to the question asked....

[wannabejeep]

yes because the bad guys will have assault rifles. And unfortunately it take a little more to kill a real life bad guy than it does to kill a Putty.

[Buffalo Phil]

yes because the bad guys will have assault rifles. And unfortunately it take a little more to kill a real life bad guy than it does to kill a Putty.

Luckily, these things are considered 'Assault Weapons' because they have multiple magazines that carry well over 10 rounds to make some Putties into fucking mush.