Wanna be mad? Like actually mad

[HeavyMetal]

Well here ya go. Maybe I take this shit too personally, but I am legitimately going to say "fuck you" to the jeep brand if this gets pulled off.

Rumor has it this will be brought into production in 2014 under the Cherokee nameplate:

3.2L v6, on the DODGE DART platform.

[Buffalo Phil]

You know that thread that Nicole posted about that poor guy who lost his wife and daughter? I read it and the room got dusty, maybe a hint of a tear became to be on my face as I thought of the gut wrenching turn of events that changed that man's life. It was a horrible thing to read.

Then I go on this forum and I view these pictures and suddenly I'm disgusted in myself and my life and everything I have ever done. That 'Cherokee', that abysmal abomination, that singular concept vehicle that seems to have been ravaged by the plague winds of Nurgle and spawned from the boiling acid vats of the lowliest hells have bestowed my heart and mind with the greatest despair. I shed my tears for humanity, I shed my tears for my family as they watch their loved one beat the man who created the concept into a bloody pulp while chanting to the Gods of every religion to tear his body asunder as that the very platelets of his being be wrought upon the Earth in complete discord.

I wonder if they will credit Charles Schulz for the vehicle's overwhelming resemblance to Snoopy the fucking Dog.

[Zullock Holmes]

i'm seriously looking at a dodge dart for an economical choice in commutation to and fro the land known as claytonia.

Little tidbit oof knowledge for ya there

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

i'm seriously looking at a dodge dart for an economical choice in commutation to and fro the land known as claytonia.

Little tidbit oof knowledge for ya there

A rotbox Jetta seems to work well for me...

As long as the wipers stay attached to my vehicle Driver's side is wallowed out beyond repair now.

[Zullock Holmes]

A rotbox Jetta seems to work well for me...

As long as the wipers stay attached to my vehicle Driver's side is wallowed out beyond repair now.

blah blah blah, free titties.

[Buffalo Phil]

blah blah blah, free titties.

If you daily drove a '69 Dodge Dart you'd get a lot of free titties....

[Burton58]

pics don't work. does it look like a tiny porsche cayenne?

[hoggie101]

I like the grand waggy design tho lol and. The pics don't work for me even on allpar.com

[Lycaon]

looks like my wifes god damned nissan rogue!!

[92xjlaredo]

Thank you for successfully ruining my day....I will now not be able to internally thwart the rage building inside and I may go on a personal full scale invasion of anything I see fit.... I was hoping they would never drag the xj into such shame I say nay nay Jeep, you simply cannot stick a name to a vehicle and expect it to work like before. Two huge middle fingers up to you for this was the final stab.

[Lawn Guyland]

blah blah blah, free titties.

coming from someone who has titties, a new dodge dart definitely would not be the trick to get them for free.

[92xjlaredo]

coming from someone who has titties, a new dodge dart definitely would not be the trick to get them for free.

that just fixed all my angervation

[96jeepman]

i wanna see thses pics damn it

[Pedro]

i visited allpar and still couldnt get pics

[Zullock Holmes]

coming from someone who has titties, a new dodge dart definitely would not be the trick to get them for free.

you act like i don't have titties


c'mon gurlfren



I also don't really believe that a new dodge dart would equal free boobies.