urban dictionary your town

[DizzDizz]

north branford

One of the lamest towns in CT, combined with Northford. A range of 14 to 19 year olds hangout in the center of town on the piknick bench next to mcdonalds. Everyones phone has atleast 10 numbers who they can get weed from. Dinner consists of Mcdonalds and chill zones when out with friends. Also 95% of kids in NB own dirtbikes of some kind and ride them all day at their local sand pit, City. Kids are always there on their motocross bikes playing around and smoking pot. That is pretty much North Branford CT, the Highschool is lame were kids just cut class to smoke, All they do after school is hangout in the center, and smoke, and if there not there, they are riding their dirtbikes at City, smoking.

marlton new jersey


A town in New Jersey that is built and named after dirt whit very little hot girls.

[HeavyMetal]

fairfield
welcome to fantasy island where you can make enough money selling weed to buy one of their sick houses. Everyone wants to be a GANGSTA, underneath this picturesque new england town lies a world driven by money and drugs. Your bestfriend will have you set up and robbed for the price of a new lexus. All these fake ass bitches think they're hot shit in this town. Its all good just sit back and watch the show. Fairfield is cool if you avoid the drama living in the city and here is very chill.
Fairfield, CT where everyone wants to be a gansta

[Lawn Guyland]

Huntington:

Best town in Long Island, New York, and perhaps all of America. It has more bars/clubs per square mile than anywhere else in New York State, as well as beaches, good public/private schools, clean tap water, restaurants for all food types, harbors/marinas, gyms, malls, etc. Also has nearly every fast food joint and car dealership one could want.

[justtorchit]

Montville

Located in Southeast Connecticut along the Thames River. Has a top-notch casino. Montville girls were known to kiss differently than the girls from East Lyme (the Montville girls would kiss with their tongues extended out of their mouths, whereas the East Lyme girls used tongues closed-mouth).
Damn, I want me some fun tonite, so I'm goin' to Montville. The girls there are top-shelf.

[Timmay]

marlton new jersey


A town in New Jersey that is built and named after dirt whit very little hot girls.

Hahahahahahahaha.

Man, you never left my living room.

[Buffalo Phil]

[Dizzaster]

Obviously Dizzy didn't type in what it really says on UD about Marlton.


Lansdale, Pa isn't on UD.

My shop is in Souderton, Pa

Souderton - One of the whitest towns ever. There's several emos here and plenty of scene kids too. Souderton recently has opened up a new high school where several students have said "the new high school looks like a jail"

[Nada_Jeep]

west haven 62 up, 25 down
a small beach town where you are hated by every other town in connecticut. Has a good part and a bad part (west shore and ......) Full of drug addicts and straight edge fags. Everyone who lives there never gets out and will grow up and die there along with everyone else in their family. The cops are fuck heads and are corrupt as hell. a small percent of west haven are actual decent nice white middle class people. West shore is where its at. Ocean Ave. Captain Thomas Blvd. and Elm st. On a given weekend night you can find the town of west haven at Pilot wendy's in milford and they are all either wasted.. high off their ass.. or trying to start a fight with anyone available. commonly known as "waste haven" but they like to call it "wasted haven" best party town ever and the realest people you will ever know. know one in the world is like a west havener ... its very hard to be new in the town or be a person trying to chill with them from another town. it wont be good ..youll end up jumped. The football team used to be the shit and now is shit. and bomb threats at the highschool are a normal everyday thing. Chick's and that beach get bombarded durring the summer by the out of towners who talk the most shit about west haven.. yet they go to the shittiest part of the beach..


Welp, sounds about right.

[WickedXJ]

Troy:

a pussy ass city in upstate NY

yo u kno that city troy it stand for tell rite on you

......wtf, first of all it is a city that you get are pretty damn likely to get robbed, shot, or stabbed if you are out after midnight in, also ITS NOT IN FUCKING UPSTATE NY! What can't people understand that it is the capital area, upstate is the mountains. They also have a good definition but it is like a biography so I didn't bother copying it. As for my home town.

Old Lyme

Where the party is. respect

Why do people in Old Lyme watch TV with the radio on?
Cause we like to party

wtf is this, I don't even.

Also one that is startlingly accurate

Old Saybrook

A small town along the shore of southern Connecticut. Filled with lots of pot heads, and drunks. Boring during the winter, and crazy during the summer

Damn dude, did you see those chicks from Old Saybrook? Which one, the baked or wasted one?

[Nick]

Shelton:

The only place in the world that manufactures the wiffle ball. Also known for its downtown section, that only looks good in comparison to it's rival city, Derby, the smallest city in CT. Shelton High is also home to most marijuana in New England, and the third most in the country. The city is part of Fairfield County and takes pride in that, but the rest of Fairfield County wishes that Shelton didn't exist. The majority of Shelton consists of do-rags, mullets, and a middle class. This middle class consists of many people who only want to get out of the city. Shelton is also in the middle of nowhere, and it takes about 10 to 15 min to get out of it. After that, anywhere else in the world only takes 5. Usually when you have friends outside of Shelton, they are ashamed that you are from Shelton and when they tell people you are from Shelton they say it in a funny voice because thats how it should be said. The city is also home to an array of lawn ornaments, including marble lions, pink flamingos, giant horse statues, and colorful pinwheels. There is a large population of Italian and Portuguese people in Shelton, who are immensely proud of their heritage. The mayor of Shelton has been the same for what its seemed like a century, and its considered blasphemy to vote against him. Wal-mart is where a lot people shop, and its rare that you find these people in a store outside of the city.

[grundlepunch]

north branford

One of the lamest towns in CT, combined with Northford. A range of 14 to 19 year olds hangout in the center of town on the piknick bench next to mcdonalds. Everyones phone has atleast 10 numbers who they can get weed from. Dinner consists of Mcdonalds and chill zones when out with friends. Also 95% of kids in NB own dirtbikes of some kind and ride them all day at their local sand pit, City. Kids are always there on their motocross bikes playing around and smoking pot. That is pretty much North Branford CT, the Highschool is lame were kids just cut class to smoke, All they do after school is hangout in the center, and smoke, and if there not there, they are riding their dirtbikes at City, smoking.

sounds like a cool town

[grundlepunch]

lol

While outsiders may think of millionaires when they hear Connecticut (just like people think of Hollywood and Malibu when they hear California), the notion of it being a fabulously wealthy state is true only in a handful of towns in southwestern and central CT. While it is the richest state in the US, it also has two of the poorest cities in America--Hartford and Bridgeport. The few very wealthy people in CT are so incredibly rich that they skew the data, making the people of CT look richer than they really are. Go for a drive in Hartford, Bridgeport, Waterbury, New Haven, New Britain, or Willimantic as well as the rich places near NYC to get an accurate picture of the state. Connecticut people who live outside Fairfield County hardly even consider it to really be a part of the state--all they have in common with the rest of us is the design of their license plates.
Westport girl: I'm going shopping in The City this weekend.

Bristol guy: What "city"?

Westport girl: Why, New York! What other city would it be?

Bristol guy: Uhh, I have no reason to go to New York, so I rarely do. "The City" is pretty vague to people who are really from Connecticut and not just suburban New Yorkers.

[hippie metal]

Brookfield, CT

A small town of rich white people. not much ethnic diversity. a drag.


"Jeez, you must be from Brookfield, CT."

[Burton58]

West Milford, NJ may be a huge town but is has all the character of a small town where everyone knows everyone. Most people who grow up there never leave, why would they want to, it’s absolutely beautiful. Originally a summer vacation resort area the town still maintains that relaxing slow paced life of an era gone by. There is no need to go through West Milford to get anywhere except if you live there so there is no such thing as rush hour traffic and traffic lights are almost non existent. It’s the type of area most people stay on their summer vacations. The multiple lakes and parks make it a hidden treasure in northern NJ where most towns are quickly becoming vastly over populated and over developed. There is still abundant wildlife, our water sources are uncontaminated and pollution doesn’t exist.

Contrary to popular belief it is not full of toothless rednecks and uneducated morons that all drive jacked up pick-up trucks or cars that are rusting apart at the seams. Agreed, there are some rednecks, bars do out number churches, Harley’s are abundant and the exhaust on any form of transportation is rated on a scale of the louder the better. But it is not in anyway some back woods hick town filled with trailer parks and deteriorating houses, and no, wife beaters are not considered black tie. In fact it is probably one of the more expensive areas in northern NJ to purchase a home. The taxes are astronomical especially if you live on the lake but that just help...


OR THE REAL DESCRIPTION

Welcome to West Milford where the kids are high and the grades are low. Not always though. There are a handful of extremely intelligent individuals suffering through the shitty school system
West Milford is a huge town but it definitely has small town characteristics. There's drugs for sure and tons of sex but overall it's one of the nicer towns in northern Nj. There's some diversity but not to much.

Yep it's a stoner town and teachers avoid checking the student's water bottles. New life is the awesome school assigned outpatient rehab that like 500 students attend Monday through Thursday for two hours a day. There are some hard drugs like coke and heroin but it's really only up the mountain.
There's a few rough patches but overall it's a pretty tasteful and classy place to grow up. There are pockets of really nice houses like in Awosting and Stockholm. The guys aren't the greatest but there are a few. Up the mountain= trashy whores and druggies. Every where else= pretty nice.

When it comes to clothing there are two groups. Preppy ugg wearing bitches and the creepy goth wearing freaks. Freshman are sluts and senior boys pervs.

All in all it's pretty fun to be around and the parties rock.

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Bethany doesn't come up, but my high school did...

1. Amity High School 21 up, 6 down
High school in woodbridge, ct which most people from orange, woodbridge and bethany went to. all the towns are really smalll. orange is really the only average and normal town. woodbridge and bethany (aka bethwood) are full of smart, rich fucks. lots of jews. 90% white. rest of it is asian. then there's like 10 kids of other races. lots of diversity... among the white kids of course. veryyy smart school too. gpa's extend out to the thousandths place (0.000)
A: Where'd you go to high school?
B: Amity High School
A: Where'd you go to college?
B: Harvard.
A: Of-fucking-course. GPA?
B: 4.154
A: HOW THE SHIT FUCK?