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The Roast of Chris D'Auria
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Dizzy once ate an entire penis.
Dizzy jizzy wanted to join NASCAR so bad he decided to practice with his BMW. The only left he made was in to a telephone pole
Dizzy has had many women in his life. Each relationship only lasts a few days. Once dizzy really falls in love with one women she gets stuck to the previous page.
If Dizzy had $1,000,000 bucks he would still live at his moms house.
Dizzy's idea of high fashion is a Snap-On shirt and a can of Red Dog.
Dizzy is old enough to vote, drink, and apply for a mortgage, but doesn't do his own laundry.
You made the thread.....Sergeant Sergeant Master Sergeant Shooter Person
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Originally posted by Carlleen View PostDizzy once ate an entire penis.
Dizzy jizzy wanted to join NASCAR so bad he decided to practice with his BMW. The only left he made was in to a telephone pole
Dizzy has had many women in his life. Each relationship only lasts a few days. Once dizzy really falls in love with one women she gets stuck to the previous page.
If Dizzy had $1,000,000 bucks he would still live at his moms house.
Dizzy's idea of high fashion is a Snap-On shirt and a can of Red Dog.
Dizzy is old enough to vote, drink, and apply for a mortgage, but doesn't do his own laundry.
You made the thread.....
if i had a million dollars i would hire a hit man to take you out
i only buy matco tools and i drink budweiser
dizzy does his own laundry and buys food for the house
Dizz dizz go sleep sleep
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You really don't understand the concept of a "roast" do you?Shane "The Bag" Carlson
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The point of a roast is to take it and not defend yourself, numbnuts.P8R
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