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  • #31
    Originally posted by fizzy View Post
    Before or after I drive you to the bar in it to buy me beers
    Youre not going to win that bet! The only you will win is the joy of buying me a beer and a big ol` chocolate hot dog
    I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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    • #32
      Originally posted by fizzy View Post
      Come on pussies
      you're not funny

      your stories take FOREVER and never have a point.

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      • #33
        Dizzy once ate an entire penis.

        Dizzy jizzy wanted to join NASCAR so bad he decided to practice with his BMW. The only left he made was in to a telephone pole

        Dizzy has had many women in his life. Each relationship only lasts a few days. Once dizzy really falls in love with one women she gets stuck to the previous page.

        If Dizzy had $1,000,000 bucks he would still live at his moms house.

        Dizzy's idea of high fashion is a Snap-On shirt and a can of Red Dog.

        Dizzy is old enough to vote, drink, and apply for a mortgage, but doesn't do his own laundry.


        You made the thread.....
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        • #34
          Originally posted by Carlleen View Post
          Dizzy once ate an entire penis.

          Dizzy jizzy wanted to join NASCAR so bad he decided to practice with his BMW. The only left he made was in to a telephone pole

          Dizzy has had many women in his life. Each relationship only lasts a few days. Once dizzy really falls in love with one women she gets stuck to the previous page.

          If Dizzy had $1,000,000 bucks he would still live at his moms house.

          Dizzy's idea of high fashion is a Snap-On shirt and a can of Red Dog.

          Dizzy is old enough to vote, drink, and apply for a mortgage, but doesn't do his own laundry.


          You made the thread.....
          the pole was on the right side of the road

          if i had a million dollars i would hire a hit man to take you out

          i only buy matco tools and i drink budweiser

          dizzy does his own laundry and buys food for the house

          Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

          Driver 4677 FSM vehicle

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          • #35
            You really don't understand the concept of a "roast" do you?
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            • #36
              The point of a roast is to take it and not defend yourself, numbnuts.
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              • #37
                Originally posted by bucketokarma View Post
                You really don't understand the concept of a "roast" do you?
                Is it egg nog season yet?

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                • #38
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                  Originally posted by hoggie101
                  and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                    Took the words out of my mouth...
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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                      Took the words out of my mouth...
                      i do what i want.
                      Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

                      Driver 4677 FSM vehicle

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by fizzy View Post
                        i do what i want I'm a free woman
                        FIKSHED

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by Lumbergh View Post
                          FIKSHED
                          Thanks I was tired when I post left out some words.
                          Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

                          Driver 4677 FSM vehicle

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