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  • An Open Letter to those who butcher Open Letters

    Dear Patrons of [SiS]Offroad,

    It seems that your subtle attempts at being funny are rather distasteful and insulting to my intelligence as well as the Administrator, William Gentile.

    It seems that the 'Open Letter' is part of a global misunderstanding of its use. An Open Letter is not a PM that you so wittily post in the Shenanigans forum with a sly jest at the subject of said letter.

    It is in fact know that an Open Letter is a letter of pure humility, a letter shattering the integrity and conscience of the subject, destroying that persons will to continue life as a whole.

    The next open letter that we see that is simply not an open letter, will simply be deleted. I awoke this morning to see an Open Letter addressed to Hawk. Oh how I yearned it to be filled with own, face smashing and general insults being flung at him at high speeds, instead upon opening the the Letter, I found nothing but a poorly worded Private Message that the Author of said Letter, probably thought would be funny if posted in the open.

    When you write an open letter, don't send Jeff Valentine or ScubasteveXJ or Jeeping Josh the PM saying to write it fr yu or else it wuld loke lkie thys evn with tha comlete klack of an sort of puntutation.

    Spell out your words you mindless heathens of the English Language. This is the Internet, a place where we have to be pained to read your words and grammar so horribly concocted in a manner that ultimately reflects upon your overall intelligence, which, suffice to say, is that of a rock.

    So thank you, Evan Pitcher, for being on the Blacklist of Open Letters along with another butcher of this fine art, Chaos.

    Please, stop fucking up the Open Letters and just send people a Private Message.

    Regards,
    Esteemed Moderator
    'Buffalo' Phil Larocca.
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  • #2
    This had to be said.
    - Will


    Originally posted by fizzy
    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
    Originally posted by DizzDizz
    aliens probed my husband

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    • #3
      yay, I do agree
      dirty30

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      • #4
        your right


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        • #5
          Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
          Dear Patronos of [SiS]Offroad
          excuse me sir, i do not believe i did anything to merit such an open letter regarding open letters. your disgust for Patronos is appalling and i don't care for it much at all. till next time, i'm watching you




































































          see what i did there?
          I drive a Datsun

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Zacatac View Post
            your right


            What's on his right? Whose right are you referring to?
            Last edited by bucketokarma; 03-25-2009, 10:06 AM.
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            • #7
              I believe that the open letter is a magical piece of humility that makes the subject of the letter angry, embarrassed, but also gives them a bit of pride that they have been thought of enough to have such abasement thrust upon them. This open letter is a prime example of their purpose. It has brought entertainment into my morning while I procrastinate leaving for class and I'm sure is bringing the same level of humor to others. Good show, Phil. Good show

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              • #8
                Yeah Phils letter did just that to at least 2 people at once. If my name was mentioned in that I can't even be mad...I'de be impressed
                I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                • #9
                  i will now go sit in the corner, feel free to hit me with bars of soap

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                  • #10
                    I wanna write an open letter to my school about having to take cold showers and the fact that the shower head is located in the middle of my back. You have no idea how much that pisses me off.
                    1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                    1999 sierra
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                    -Dan

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                    • #11
                      I saw it alex, I truely saw it

                      97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
                        the fact that the shower head is located in the middle of my back. You have no idea how much that pisses me off.
                        fucking.

                        hated.

                        that.

                        thank god for this apartment.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
                          I wanna write an open letter to my school about having to take cold showers and the fact that the shower head is located in the middle of my back. You have no idea how much that pisses me off.
                          Designed for short people....I would love it
                          I don't always drink orange juice, but when I do, I prefer to chew it. #madpulp

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Krazors001 View Post
                            I believe that the open letter is a magical piece of humility that makes the subject of the letter angry, embarrassed, but also gives them a bit of pride that they have been thought of enough to have such abasement thrust upon them. This open letter is a prime example of their purpose. It has brought entertainment into my morning while I procrastinate leaving for class and I'm sure is bringing the same level of humor to others. Good show, Phil. Good show
                            I like to think of baby jesus as a mischievous badger.

                            ...sorry reminded me of the movie
                            2 tj's
                            3 yj's
                            2 xj's
                            i'm a jeep whore

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                            • #15
                              Bravo Phil, Bravo.

                              This almost makes me miss all those open letters to Mr. Gleacher.
                              Is it egg nog season yet?

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