Beer Money

[H8PVMT]

cold hard facts. I have traveled to the far corners, back alleys, and back roads of this great nation, and in that quest i have found one constant. That whereever there are hardworking blue collar Americans, sweaty and dirty from the pursuit of the American Dream, this elixar can be found.

For Pabst Blue Ribbon, is no standard brewed malt beverage, for it is a liquid fuel on which this country is driven forward. It fuels the farmers, laborers, tradesmen, family men, and even a hooker or two. When it comes down to it, the hard working people that make up the foundation of America depend on that cold can of Red, White, and Blue Refreshment at the end of their long day.

For it is said, America runs on Dunkin'....... We know this is not true. For the very fact that if by the grace god, we all awoke tommorrow and there was no dunkin donuts, the world wouldn't end. Coffee and bagels would come from elsewhere, business people and officetypes would move on with their vile exsistence. But, if one morning there was no PBR...... Just the very thought is too hard to bear. Our world would literally crumble around us. Agricultural production would struggle, a national shortage of plumbers would eventually lead to the streets filling with shit, Garbage men would be no more, Lap Dances just a far distance memory, and the last of bald eagles would wrap themselves in tattered American flags as they went to sleep never to awake again. Liberty would be cast aside and Freedom would never ring across the golden plains, from sea to shining sea ever again.

That my friends, is the importance of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[Nick]

idk if you wrote that or not, but if you did you should go work for Pabst in their marketing department

[Zullock Holmes]

I just wrote that.

[HeavyMetal]

you cant just pretend like you didnt see my post...of which renders yours now obsolete

[Nick]

Lol i can admit i was mildly impressed

[H8PVMT]

You forgot hipsters drink it.

THEORY OWNED

need pictures or that's bullshit, I've never seen people order it at a bar and I get the worst looks when I order it, or maybe I just don't go to the trendy places

ps the bartender at colony laughed at me when I asked

[HeavyMetal]

need pictures or that's bullshit, I've never seen people order it at a bar and I get the worst looks when I order it, or maybe I just don't go to the trendy places

ps the bartender at colony laughed at me when I asked

you seriously have never heard or seen that hipsters drink PBR?

simple search

http://www.google.com/search?q=hipst...ient=firefox-a

[Nick]

need pictures or that's bullshit, I've never seen people order it at a bar and I get the worst looks when I order it, or maybe I just don't go to the trendy places

ps the bartender at colony laughed at me when I asked

In what cave have you been living?

[Zullock Holmes]

hipsters do not drink PBR, william.

they drink craft beers.

It's a known fact that even a drop of PBR in the bloodstream of a hipster will cause Birkenstocks to spontaneously combust.

[Buffalo Phil]

You guys are ignorant buffoons. Hipsters drink PBR and you never see them because Hipsters think bars are too Trendy and don't go to them.

[Nick]

[Zullock Holmes]

thats not a hipster, he just traveled here from 1974 and is exploring the sexual side of modern day american prostitute

[Buffalo Phil]

thats not a hipster, he just traveled here from 1974 and is exploring the sexual side of modern day american prostitute

What the fuck do you think a Hipster is??

[Nick]

[TSISam]

If you bought $1000 of stock in dinosaurs you'd now be very poor.

... really... how do you do it?