Beer Money

[Hydra]

If you bought $1000 of stock in dinosaurs you'd now be very poor.

[HeavyMetal]

If you bought $1000 of stock in dinosaurs you'd now be very poor.

wall street is waiting for you

[Hydra]

I'll keep it waiting.

Wallstreet needs a hero at its darkest.

[grundlepunch]

i dunno where $214 comes in, but seeing as we get $0.05 a can.... i dont thign $1000 will buy me 4280 beers..... just sayn

[H8PVMT]

i dunno where $214 comes in, but seeing as we get $0.05 a can.... i dont thign $1000 will buy me 4280 beers..... just sayn

start drinking PBR then

[grundlepunch]

im sorry, PBR is not less then $0.25 a can

[H8PVMT]

bulk discount 53 cents a can for a 30 pack so more beer more discounts

[Buffalo Phil]

start drinking PBR then

I'd rather just drink Tap Water.

[Nick]

I'd rather just drink Tap Water.

but brah? its the all american beer

[Buffalo Phil]

Yeah, I know, for a while they were like the Red Sox, didn't win shit since 1893, but at least the Red Sox won something recently...

[Zullock Holmes]

It's goddamn george washington fighting the redcoats with ever sip

and eagles, liberty, and domestic violence with every swig


PBR IS Amurica


..... well in a can anyway

[Nick]

what are you basing this on?

[H8PVMT]

I'd rather just drink Tap Water.

jokes on you phil, it is tap water, severely contaminated tap water from milwaukee, and it won a blue ribbon for best american beer as recently as 06

[Zullock Holmes]

cold hard facts. I have traveled to the far corners, back alleys, and back roads of this great nation, and in that quest i have found one constant. That whereever there are hardworking blue collar Americans, sweaty and dirty from the pursuit of the American Dream, this elixar can be found.

For Pabst Blue Ribbon, is no standard brewed malt beverage, for it is a liquid fuel on which this country is driven forward. It fuels the farmers, laborers, tradesmen, family men, and even a hooker or two. When it comes down to it, the hard working people that make up the foundation of America depend on that cold can of Red, White, and Blue Refreshment at the end of their long day.

For it is said, America runs on Dunkin'....... We know this is not true. For the very fact that if by the grace god, we all awoke tommorrow and there was no dunkin donuts, the world wouldn't end. Coffee and bagels would come from elsewhere, business people and officetypes would move on with their vile exsistence. But, if one morning there was no PBR...... Just the very thought is too hard to bear. Our world would literally crumble around us. Agricultural production would struggle, a national shortage of plumbers would eventually lead to the streets filling with shit, Garbage men would be no more, Lap Dances just a far distance memory, and the last of bald eagles would wrap themselves in tattered American flags as they went to sleep never to awake again. Liberty would be cast aside and Freedom would never ring across the golden plains, from sea to shining sea ever again.

That my friends, is the importance of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[HeavyMetal]

You forgot hipsters drink it.

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