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  • #16
    -you heve broken up with some one because they called your Jeep "silly"
    -When you can wear your headliner, as a hat.
    -When you open the drivers door and it pops so loud, people duck.
    -You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
    -When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new rig
    winng. all the goddamned time.

    **MY STATEMENTS AND/OR OPINIONS IN NO WAY REFLECT THOSE OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

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    • #17
      those are long lists tho
      P8R

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      • #18


        Awesome.
        Hench

        ATM anyone?

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        • #19
          But so true!
          96 XJ Sport
          6" Full Traction Longarm Lift
          Locked Front and Rear

          83 CJ7 (Sarge)To be continued...

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          • #20
            They are all true.
            2000 XJ with goodies soon to be in pieces
            1999 XJ will get most of the 2000XJ doodads.

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            • #21
              I'm starting to notice the one about different parts and years. People ask me what year my rig is and i'm like well the jeep is a 98 but the axles are from a 79 ford...

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              • #22
                Great List.
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                Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                • #23
                  when every bump is a steering opportunity
                  when you can't drive past a loading dock without testing your flex
                  Originally posted by Fast Orange
                  if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                  Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                  I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                  • #24
                    When it sits on jackstands more then it does its own wheels.
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                    Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space Program

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                    • #25
                      heres one I will add.

                      When your friends are riding in your jeep and you get death wobble, and they will never set foot in your jeep again.

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                      • #26
                        my jeep is a 96

                        my tranny is a 99

                        my rear axle is a 74

                        my rear brakes are a 78

                        my front axle is a 87
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                        • #27
                          when your friends always offer to drive because they are afraid of your jeep on the highway.
                          1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                          1999 sierra
                          1967 M725 Big and Slow
                          -Dan

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
                            when your friends always offer to drive because they are afraid of your jeep on the highway.


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                            Hench

                            ATM anyone?

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                            • #29
                              i'm getting prepped for my build, so far:
                              f&r axles 79 scout
                              front rotors 78 cj
                              front calipers and hoses 83 f250
                              front d shaft 87 cherokee
                              rear d shaft from the front of my 94 wrangler
                              rear brakes 93 samurai
                              front springs 86 waggy
                              rear springs 87 cherokee
                              t case 83 cj...
                              but the rest is all wrangler! lol
                              Originally posted by Fast Orange
                              if you piss all over the floor and get 3 drops in the bowl do you count that as good? granted i'm good for a sprinkle or two on the seat, but you leave all of our feet wet, metaphorically speaking of course
                              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                              I find adam sandler strangely attractive, it must be josh's fault. god that kid sucks

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                              • #30
                                transmission is half jeep aw4 half toyota aw4
                                front coils out of a 74ish f100
                                rear dakota main leafs as add a leafs
                                everything else is stock
                                1996 xj, waggy 44 front 5.13 gears aussie trussed, 3 links, 3.5" coils, spooled 8.8 rear, 38" tsl sx's, tnt front bumper, jesus freaks rear bumper, Olympic top hat roof rack, bunch of dumb shit
                                2001 wj tbd
                                1974 5 ton

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