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  • King of the Guilford Renaissance

    So... I'll keep this short and simple...
    My disgusting excuse for a human friend has entered this contest to become the king for a day at the Guilford Renaissance Fair. By some miracle lots of folks got a kick out of the idea that this barbaric piece of filth was going beat out all the cliche renaissance losers...and what I suppose could be considered 'hot girls...' though I haven't actually looked at the competition.
    He's currently in second.
    So Please SiSOffroad... Vote for my overweight, dirty, has no business in even a fake throne friend to become King for a day...

    It only takes a second to click the "like."

    I'd do the same for you. <3

    http://wildfireapp.com/website/6/con...?order=recency
    Is it egg nog season yet?

  • #2
    hahaha i liked it cause this is utterly hilarious
    I drive a Datsun

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    • #3
      Some day I will hire you as my campaign manager.
      - Will


      Originally posted by fizzy
      or am asians pants not a read end lol.
      Originally posted by DizzDizz
      aliens probed my husband

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      • #4
        done
        -Caleb

        Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

        1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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        • #5
          hahahahaha done
          mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
          2022 JL Rubicon

          Originally posted by hoggie101
          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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          • #6
            Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
            Some day I will hire you as my campaign manager.
            -Caleb

            Crawl Daddy Champion 2011

            1999 XJ 4 inchs of lift or so, 35s and some other stuff.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by HeavyMetal View Post
              Some day I will hire you as my campaign manager.
              I'll start on the slogans now.
              Is it egg nog season yet?

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              • #8
                sorry no can do. I already voted for my girlfriend, battleworn queen.
                1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                1999 sierra
                1967 M725 Big and Slow
                -Dan

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
                  sorry no can do. I already voted for my girlfriend, battleworn queen.
                  uhmmm, lol?
                  Is it egg nog season yet?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by wannabejeep View Post
                    sorry no can do. I already voted for my girlfriend, battleworn queen.
                    Okay, I just saw her. Now I'll LOL without question.
                    Is it egg nog season yet?

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                    • #11
                      1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
                      1999 sierra
                      1967 M725 Big and Slow
                      -Dan

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                      • #12
                        i voted for a hot chick. sorry

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                        • #13
                          i voted for the village whore sorry
                          Dizz dizz go sleep sleep

                          Driver 4677 FSM vehicle

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                          • #14
                            Done

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                            • #15
                              done
                              Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
                              didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
                              Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
                              he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
                              Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
                              i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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