The "Oh shit, what the fuck did I do?" while hammered thread

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

So, while being driven home by a friend who wasn't too happy at being stuck as DD from Delaney's in New Haven, I decide to throw a Mickey D's cup at a white 08ish GMC pickup going dirt-slow on Amity Road. Why is still beyond me.

When I got home, my dad told me a riveting tale about some "drunk hooligan" throwing a soda cup at his (coincidentally) white 08ish GMC on the road on his way home from work.

...Oops.


(edit) In retrospect, if we passed him, I'm not sure how he still managed to get home faster than me.

[Buffalo Phil]

That's why you can't have nice things.

[Hydra]

Time is magically distorted while in drunk mode...


Last week I threw a beer bottle filled with ignited gasoline across my yard into the krawler andjust giggled as my friend attempted to put out my yard

[CumminsJeep]

aw god damnit hux

[Lawn Guyland]

[H8PVMT]

i drank 2 40's and a bottle of vodka one night in college (western mass) the friday before spring break, came out of a blackout in an airport in florida with my buddies girlfriends car keys in my pocket, don't remember why/how I got on a plane and I only had a pair of shorts and a wifebeater packed in a backpack

at least I ended up somewhere warm, my work was a little pissed that I was missing though

[Slade]

Probably the worst thing I've done while hammered was a few years ago I drunk called every chick in my phone and left a voicemail explaining in detail how I was going to (you can guess where this is going).....found out the next day in school when they all showed me the voicemails I left. I had no idea I even called anyone. Let's just say I've learned to turn my phone off from now on whenever I drink haha.

[DrThunder]

i drank 2 40's and a bottle of vodka one night in college (western mass) the friday before spring break, came out of a blackout in an airport in florida with my buddies girlfriends car keys in my pocket, don't remember why/how I got on a plane and I only had a pair of shorts and a wifebeater packed in a backpack

at least I ended up somewhere warm, my work was a little pissed that I was missing though

EPIC

[Zullock Holmes]

i can't do this here.

My drunken stories all involve the following (at least 1 or a combination of them) :

cops/fights/general fire/racist things/destruction of property/fireworks/strippers/explosions/overly slutty girls/cars/more destruction of property/vomit/sex/"a 30 rack and a bottle of jack"

by the way hux.... that is funny as shit.

[CumminsJeep]

At Stockton I decided to take a nap in the middle of the woods. not sure what time i went in. but woke up at 3:30am to my phone ringing. my buddy wanted to go to the diner. I quickly awoke in a confused state and got some disco fries

[wannabejeep]

I got shitfaced last year and stole a large painting of a dog smoking a cigarette from a house I'd never been to before. Then on the way home (with a painting jammed up my shirt) convinced my friend to stab one of those plow stick reflector guys through the roof of a cabriolet.

[Trailer Ray]

I was hammered and all fucked up on vics one time when I was younger, 16 ,17 maybe and me and my buddy went on a joyride. We ended up going to his boss's house(after a bunch of other shenanigans ensued) and threw a shit ton of bottles and all kinds of junk at his house and on his roof (he was away on vacation). Shortly after that we went back to my buddy's house, and when we turned around in his neighbors driveway, for some stupid reason I thought it was a great idea to smash the handle of captain bottle right in their driveway. Needless to say my buddy ended up staying at my house. And his boss paid him to clean up all the shit we had thrown there haha.

[OWEN]

So, while being driven home by a friend who wasn't too happy at being stuck as DD from Delaney's in New Haven, I decide to throw a Mickey D's cup at a white 08ish GMC pickup going dirt-slow on Amity Road. Why is still beyond me.

When I got home, my dad told me a riveting tale about some "drunk hooligan" throwing a soda cup at his (coincidentally) white 08ish GMC on the road on his way home from work.

...Oops.


(edit) In retrospect, if we passed him, I'm not sure how he still managed to get home faster than me.

Was the white '08 GMC powered by a Duramax diesel? If so, seek no further explanation as to how he got home faster

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

Was the white '08 GMC powered by a Duramax diesel? If so, seek no further explanation as to how he got home faster

Touche. But sadly no. No tow rig fo mee.

[Shane]

last night i puked 4 times. the first 3 times i could have gotten away with it, but the 4th time no hiding it, cause i had puked all over myself lol I really should stop drinking.