I'm going to help you Illiterate Fucks write Better.

[Buffalo Phil]

Phil, as literate as you are, I still think Neil might take offense to some of the above statements.

Neil comes from another Country where the English Language is boarder line secondary.

[Trailer Ray]

Hence why he might not be pleased, but his accent's fawkin sweet so Im not the one to judge him.

[Zullock Holmes]

at first i thought those were all serious then i went, wait a second hahahaha. the irony amuses me.