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A guy walks into a bar...........ouch
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97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.
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Miata.
2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"MK2 Jetta > M3Chairman of the Chechnyan Space ProgramComment
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did you hear they buried freddy mercury face down?
so his friends could stop by for a cold one
1993 XJ sport 3.5" rustys 33" MTZ's armored.
1999 sierra
1967 M725 Big and Slow
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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
Because she was a woman.1993 ZJ Limited V8 (Stock) - Sold, but never forgotten
2001 XJ - A continued work in progressComment
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I like that.Originally posted by Woodrow View Post01 XJ 3" on 33's and some new paint n stuff. Gone.
1989 Jeep Comanche, sold to HeavyMetal
2000 Subaru Impreza RS. Built WRX motor and coilovers and stuff.Comment
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banOriginally posted by wrpoole View Post"when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"Comment
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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
juan on juan"when I'm riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive...when I stop riding my motorcycle,I'm glad to be alive"Comment
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What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Where does the general keep his armies?
Up his sleevies.2000 XJ: "The Black Jeep"MK2 Jetta > M3Chairman of the Chechnyan Space ProgramComment
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Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner of the Chechnyan Space ProgramComment
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How do you keep Helen Keller occupied for several hours?
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
(Couldn't help but continue the Helen Keller jokes)1993 ZJ Limited V8 (Stock) - Sold, but never forgotten
2001 XJ - A continued work in progressComment
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How did they know Princess Diana had dandriff?
They found her Head & Shoulders in the Glovebox.99 XJ 4.5" Long Arms & 32x11.5 KM2'sComment
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whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of fried chicken...
a bucket of fried chicken can feed a family of 4
whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit....
the bucket
97 TJ that I think is pretty neat.
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What's the difference between a black guy and a dinner table?Originally posted by CumminsJeep View Post
The table can support a meal.1993 ZJ Limited V8 (Stock) - Sold, but never forgotten
2001 XJ - A continued work in progressComment
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If you drop a black man and a apple from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The apple.
A person walks up to you and says " i finished my jeep"God made the world in seven days, on the 7th day, he made the Le Car
Real Jeeps have UnibodysComment
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how do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
throw them a basketball..
this ones kinda long and racist, but here goes..
theres a black guy, a mexican, and a white guy and gods going to grant them each one wish. so he asks the black guy what he wants and he says to go back to africa with all of my people and all be reunited. so god does it. next the mexican says the same thing, to go back to mexico with all his people and be reunited, so god does it. he asks the white guy what he wants and the white guy says "you mean that all the blacks and mexicans are out of america? ill just take a coke." <---- from boondock saints.
how did helen keller burn the side of her face?
she answered the iron.
how did she burn the other side?
the bastard called back.Watch your backhoe, I'm the John Deere man.Comment
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