Fusion Proglide

[Mike]

I shave every day M-F, usually can make blades last about 3 weeks. Although when I do shave im not mowing down a forest, its all real short so thats probably why they last long for me.

[Pedro]

I pretty much use mine till they are terrible. This way thy last a month maybe more. I have an electric one I use in between shaves sometimes if I have to do a quick job, but it doesnt get nearly as close as the fusion

[Mike]

Yeah Ive got an electric for quick jobs but it doesnt get close. Its a norelco and ive had it for damn near 3 years and only changed the blades once. For xmas im gonna ask for a fancy 300 dollar electric razer. My buddy has one and its sick, shaves just as good if not better than my proglide.

[Arundlemcbrundle]

i still rock a mach 3. change the blade maybe once every couple months . . . i guess i got soft hairz

[Buffalo Phil]

Mike, were you paid to make this topic?

[wannabejeep]

how well does it work on the scrote?

[BOX]

how well does it work on the scrote?

[grundlepunch]

been rockin a Gillette Mach3 for the past 10 years (or more?), works fine

[grundlepunch]

FUCKIGN LUL

Would someone tell me how this happened? We were the fucking vanguard of shaving in this country. The Gillette Mach3 was the razor to own. Then the other guy came out with a three-blade razor. Were we scared? Hell, no. Because we hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades.
Sure, we could go to four blades next, like the competition. That seems like the logical thing to do. After all, three worked out pretty well, and four is the next number after three. So let's play it safe. Let's make a thicker aloe strip and call it the Mach3SuperTurbo. Why innovate when we can follow? Oh, I know why: Because we're a business, that's why!
You think it's crazy? It is crazy. But I don't give a shit. From now on, we're the ones who have the edge in the multi-blade game. Are they the best a man can get? Fuck, no. Gillette is the best a man can get.
What part of this don't you understand? If two blades is good, and three blades is better, obviously five blades would make us the best fucking razor that ever existed. Comprende? We didn't claw our way to the top of the razor game by clinging to the two-blade industry standard. We got here by taking chances. Well, five blades is the biggest chance of all.
Here's the report from Engineering. Someone put it in the bathroom: I want to wipe my ass with it. They don't tell me what to invent—I tell them. And I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!
You're taking the "safety" part of "safety razor" too literally, grandma. Cut the strings and soar. Let's hit it. Let's roll. This is our chance to make razor history. Let's dream big. All you have to do is say that five blades can happen, and it will happen. If you aren't on board, then fuck you. And if you're on the board, then fuck you and your father. Hey, if I'm the only one who'll take risks, I'm sure as hell happy to hog all the glory when the five-blade razor becomes the shaving tool for the U.S. of "this is how we shave now" A.
People said we couldn't go to three. It'll cost a fortune to manufacture, they said. Well, we did it. Now some egghead in a lab is screaming "Five's crazy?" Well, perhaps he'd be more comfortable in the labs at Norelco, working on fucking electrics. Rotary blades, my white ass!
Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe we should just ride in Bic's wake and make pens. Ha! Not on your fucking life! The day I shadow a penny-ante outfit like Bic is the day I leave the razor game for good, and that won't happen until the day I die!
The market? Listen, we make the market. All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it."
I know what you're thinking now: What'll people say? Mew mew mew. Oh, no, what will people say?! Grow the fuck up. When you're on top, people talk. That's the price you pay for being on top. Which Gillette is, always has been, and forever shall be, Amen, five blades, sweet Jesus in heaven.
Stop. I just had a stroke of genius. Are you ready? Open your mouth, baby birds, cause Mama's about to drop you one sweet, fat nightcrawler. Here she comes: Put another aloe strip on that fucker, too. That's right. Five blades, two strips, and make the second one lather. You heard me—the second strip lathers. It's a whole new way to think about shaving. Don't question it. Don't say a word. Just key the music, and call the chorus girls, because we're on the edge—the razor's edge—and I feel like dancing.

[BOX]

I've been using the Mach3 or Mach3 turbo for years. I only shave every 3-4 days and hate it. I always bleed... it sucks. Damn sensitive face I usually only use a razor for 4-5 shaves or else I bleeds more. Might try this new razor out Razors are hella expensive Link to this magical close electric razor?

[DizzDizz]

how well does it work on the scrote?

interesting

[Customjob]

Solution to all of this: Grow A Beard!!

I have had the same old 20 dollar electric norelco shaver for years and rarely even use the close shave part of it. I just trim with the flip up oscilating blade part and let the gragle rock!

[HeavyMetal]

i dont use shaving cream


thats my contribution in here

[Ruepart Hoaxley]

i dont use shaving cream


thats my contribution in here

Ouch.

I've got one of the regular Fusions. Blades usually last me a month.

[Lawn Guyland]

i dont use shaving cream


thats my contribution in here

this is true...and i don't know how you don't get cut up