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That's right folks! It's about that time again... I've acquired a vehicle and I need you all to love it. It's a hot new whiP, a 1997...it might be a 1998... Saturn Wagon. That's right, the classic SW2.
I found this gem sitting in the driveway of my friend's mommy's house. That's right, bitch got good taste.
After months of negotiating, trying to find the title, trying to find the keys and just generally just trying to meet up (this part isn't a joke, it sucked), I was $750.00 poorer but the proud, proud new owner of a 1997, or 1998, SW2 with a mere 75,000 on the clock! Now I just needed to learn to drive a standard! Ha. Fuck you.
Did I mention she's red? And her name is Michael J Fox and she's red.
Now, As I'm sure most of you "gear heads" (or as I like to call them, "Not-Great-In-English Heads") know, it's tough to sit on such a beautiful piece of machinery without customizing for all your bro's to suck your E-dick over...
First, the previous owner had a head liner. Can you believe that shit? A fucking headliner... The first thing that I had to do was make my shit legit, so I did...
Silver on black and you never get jacked!
Pshh, Not like you guys could jack this piece of art anyhow...
Grade A Security. Don't even think about it, Faggot.
Now, I wanted to look at something good while sitting in my good looking car, but I took out the dome light, since I can't get head with my shifter in there anyway... So, How could I possibly see my reflection at night? I'll tell you! Walgreen's Tap It Lights... $6.00 modification. UMPH, Get on my level.
The problem is, Duct tape wouldn't hold it, glue wouldn't hold it, double sided tape was a no go... so I took some RTV and put that bitch up there.
Well, the back of the light, stayed, but the rest has since moved on... This is one of the only things I need to fix on the car, probably when it gets warmer and we take some
scenic drives.
Enough about the interior, let's get to the exterior and the performance!
The exterior:
Well, First and foremost, Xzibit taught me three things in this world...
1) Your lungs is too small to hotbox with God.
2) I might leave in a bodybag, but never in cuffs.
3) If you're going to have a pimp ride, you need rims!
So, like a G, I drove my car in front of a Mercedes and laughed as my hub caps exploded into a million pieces on the side of Route 1.
How you like me now, X?
Now that I have rims on my car, a custom paint job is a must...
I ran out of techno purple, and then forgot what I was doing. So, while working on some other dumbass project, I sprayed yellow paint while my M. J Fox sat and watched in all her red glory.
Now we're red and yellow, red and yellow, red and yellow.
Enough of the bullshit, you guys want to see under the hood...
My valve cover was warped, (I had a joke here, but it was funnier in my head) so I had to fix it...
That red shit around it? That's mad official First Student oil pan gasket... My valve cover will never come off again. Which, I gotta tell ya, is too bad since it still leaks like a bad batch of huggies.
Other Mods:
All New Junkyard Interior
A single 1985 Waggoneer rear floor mat
Some fancy, bootleg fix under the shifter because a pin broke and I wasn't going to replace it.
Cracked front fender
Custom scuffs on the bumpers front & rear
And a DVD player.
I'll update as I do more to the project, but it is my daily driver, so I'm not going to do anything too insane! I hope!!!!!!
I found this gem sitting in the driveway of my friend's mommy's house. That's right, bitch got good taste.
After months of negotiating, trying to find the title, trying to find the keys and just generally just trying to meet up (this part isn't a joke, it sucked), I was $750.00 poorer but the proud, proud new owner of a 1997, or 1998, SW2 with a mere 75,000 on the clock! Now I just needed to learn to drive a standard! Ha. Fuck you.
Did I mention she's red? And her name is Michael J Fox and she's red.
Now, As I'm sure most of you "gear heads" (or as I like to call them, "Not-Great-In-English Heads") know, it's tough to sit on such a beautiful piece of machinery without customizing for all your bro's to suck your E-dick over...
First, the previous owner had a head liner. Can you believe that shit? A fucking headliner... The first thing that I had to do was make my shit legit, so I did...
Silver on black and you never get jacked!
Pshh, Not like you guys could jack this piece of art anyhow...
Grade A Security. Don't even think about it, Faggot.
Now, I wanted to look at something good while sitting in my good looking car, but I took out the dome light, since I can't get head with my shifter in there anyway... So, How could I possibly see my reflection at night? I'll tell you! Walgreen's Tap It Lights... $6.00 modification. UMPH, Get on my level.
The problem is, Duct tape wouldn't hold it, glue wouldn't hold it, double sided tape was a no go... so I took some RTV and put that bitch up there.
Well, the back of the light, stayed, but the rest has since moved on... This is one of the only things I need to fix on the car, probably when it gets warmer and we take some
scenic drives. Enough about the interior, let's get to the exterior and the performance!
The exterior:
Well, First and foremost, Xzibit taught me three things in this world...
1) Your lungs is too small to hotbox with God.
2) I might leave in a bodybag, but never in cuffs.
3) If you're going to have a pimp ride, you need rims!
So, like a G, I drove my car in front of a Mercedes and laughed as my hub caps exploded into a million pieces on the side of Route 1.
How you like me now, X?
Now that I have rims on my car, a custom paint job is a must...
I ran out of techno purple, and then forgot what I was doing. So, while working on some other dumbass project, I sprayed yellow paint while my M. J Fox sat and watched in all her red glory.
Now we're red and yellow, red and yellow, red and yellow.
Enough of the bullshit, you guys want to see under the hood...
My valve cover was warped, (I had a joke here, but it was funnier in my head) so I had to fix it...
That red shit around it? That's mad official First Student oil pan gasket... My valve cover will never come off again. Which, I gotta tell ya, is too bad since it still leaks like a bad batch of huggies.
Other Mods:
All New Junkyard Interior
A single 1985 Waggoneer rear floor mat
Some fancy, bootleg fix under the shifter because a pin broke and I wasn't going to replace it.
Cracked front fender
Custom scuffs on the bumpers front & rear
And a DVD player.
I'll update as I do more to the project, but it is my daily driver, so I'm not going to do anything too insane! I hope!!!!!!
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