The monkey is only that cool because its riding the bull, and come on, you cant bring a bull out for the night to pick up chicks, it wont fit in the taxi. The obvious solution is to choose the crab.
or better yet, get the crab to teach the monkey how to smoke, and teach them both to play poker. chicks love strip poker.
"Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.
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