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This is a brain child between us drunk few, Steve, Myself, Zullo and some others that were sitting around the table drunk that night.
The object of this race is to see who can last the longest on the dirt track without passing out and dying or having their entire team get so drunk they can no longer function. It takes place on a quarter mile dirt circle track and every team has to race a crown vic or some other 1980s era trashmobile. On the front seat there is a Keg of beer and that beer must be finished within the 24 hours that the race takes place in.
There are multiple teams each with no more that 5 people. If someone gets too drunk to drive or they keep crashing into shit while drinking, another person from the team gets into the vehicle and starts. The best part about this is that after a few people race with alcohol in their system, the pit crew essentially gets drunk as well as the people not racing on the team are the pit crew.
The pit stop will be known as a Piss Stop. You can pull the vehicle over inside of the pits and take a leak and jump back into the vehicle and continue the race.
The race goes on for 24 hours, but it will stop before that if there is only one vehicle left on the track and they are deemed the winner. This is the most intense endurance race to date, as by the end of the day, the entire team is either asleep or drunk. Your team gets eliminated when the vehicle can no longer run under its own power. You also automatically win if you are the first team to finish the keg of beer within the allotted time. ONLY THE DRIVER CAN DRINK, and the driver can only drink when he is driving.
Also, a driver is eliminated from the team once he or she regurgitates and the next driver on the team must take over.
This is a closed circuit track, so no one will be driving on a government roadway, don't worry.
All racers must wear protective gear and there must be a recovery team who will not be drinking on alert the entire time.
It will never happen, but I laugh every time I think about it.
The object of this race is to see who can last the longest on the dirt track without passing out and dying or having their entire team get so drunk they can no longer function. It takes place on a quarter mile dirt circle track and every team has to race a crown vic or some other 1980s era trashmobile. On the front seat there is a Keg of beer and that beer must be finished within the 24 hours that the race takes place in.
There are multiple teams each with no more that 5 people. If someone gets too drunk to drive or they keep crashing into shit while drinking, another person from the team gets into the vehicle and starts. The best part about this is that after a few people race with alcohol in their system, the pit crew essentially gets drunk as well as the people not racing on the team are the pit crew.
The pit stop will be known as a Piss Stop. You can pull the vehicle over inside of the pits and take a leak and jump back into the vehicle and continue the race.
The race goes on for 24 hours, but it will stop before that if there is only one vehicle left on the track and they are deemed the winner. This is the most intense endurance race to date, as by the end of the day, the entire team is either asleep or drunk. Your team gets eliminated when the vehicle can no longer run under its own power. You also automatically win if you are the first team to finish the keg of beer within the allotted time. ONLY THE DRIVER CAN DRINK, and the driver can only drink when he is driving.
Also, a driver is eliminated from the team once he or she regurgitates and the next driver on the team must take over.
This is a closed circuit track, so no one will be driving on a government roadway, don't worry.
All racers must wear protective gear and there must be a recovery team who will not be drinking on alert the entire time.
It will never happen, but I laugh every time I think about it.
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