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  • #16
    Originally posted by SwampThing View Post
    I got the same question asked of me when I went in to get checked for Rabies.
    uhhh. wut?

    And nothing beats the questions they ask when you are giving blood.

    Note the 2nd or 3rd question they ask is your age and your date of birth.
    then a little down the line they get you with the random ones. my favorite are still these few... I'll include my answers:

    Lady:
    "Did you ever have intercourse with a man in South Africa between the years of 1979 and 1985?"
    Me:
    "Uhhh... whut?"
    Lady:
    "Sir, answer the question please."
    Me:
    "uhhh, okay, uh, well I wasnt born till 1987... sooo no."
    Lady:
    "Well have you ever been to South Africa?"
    Me:
    "No ma'am?"
    Lady:
    "Did you have sex with a man while you were there?"
    Me:
    "I AINT GAY LADY!"
    Lady:
    "Well did you have sex while you were there?"
    Me:
    "I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE!"
    Lady:
    "... okay, next question. Have you been getting your period lately?"
    Me:
    "excuse me?"
    Lady:

    Me:
    "no... Im a guy, I dont get my period regularly."
    Lady:
    "Are you concerned you may be pregnant?"
    Me:


    I wish I could make this shit up, but it really was that bad last time i went to give blood.
    "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
    It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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    • #17
      Fred, are you sure you haven't been there?
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      • #18
        No I have not... and I aint gay!
        "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
        It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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        • #19
          How Sure are you?
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          • #20
            mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
            2022 JL Rubicon

            Originally posted by hoggie101
            and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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            • #21
              "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
              It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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              • #22
                Don't feel bad, Fred, in fact, if it is any consultation , a customer walked in and gave me a Carrot Cake.
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                • #23
                  I've had a few experiences with the ER none of which were pleasant, the worst was getting the cathetor taken out... oh man does that hurt!

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                  • #24
                    if they're going to read from a script they should definitely have a male and female version

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                    • #25
                      ^Exactly!

                      Originally posted by Buffalo Phil View Post
                      Don't feel bad, Fred, in fact, if it is any consultation , a customer walked in and gave me a Carrot Cake.
                      and I dont see how thats supposed to make me feel better...
                      "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                      It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                      • #26
                        I am enjoying carrot cake. You should be happy that I'm happy.





























                        Because when I'm angry...
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                        • #27
                          ... good point.









                          enjoy your cake Phil.
                          "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                          It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                          • #28
                            Fred, if you want some, come down to Fairfield.
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                            • #29
                              If i had a vehicle that could get me there, believe me, i would.
                              "Watching you work on your Jeep is like watching a doctor operate on a cadaver...
                              It may be good practice, but in the end it won't do much good." -My Mother.

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                              • #30
                                i want carrot cake!
                                mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
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                                Originally posted by hoggie101
                                and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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