Success

[Mike]

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

[HeavyMetal]

I will admit, that is sadly brilliant.

[JoeNitro]

[Lawn Guyland]

i like that.

it reminds me of that quote "we come into this world crying while everyone around us is smiling...and we leave this world smiling while everyone around us is crying..."

kind of depressing but i always liked it

[SupermanIce-J]

It's like a circle.

[Buffalo Phil]

i like that.

it reminds me of that quote "we come into this world crying while everyone around us is smiling...and we leave this world smiling while everyone around us is crying..."

kind of depressing but i always liked it

Not at an Irish Funeral... 'When you come into the world, everyone raises their glass and praises your future and when you leave the world, everyone raises their glass and praises your past.'

I like yours too, but it needed to be a little more up beat.

[wannabejeep]

It's like a circle.

i hope I'm reincarnated as a carrot. Or possibly an ostrich

[Mike]

i hope im reincarnated as a double ended dildo for lesbian porn stars

[Buffalo Phil]

i hope im reincarnated as a double ended dildo for lesbian porn stars

I'm not even going to 'fix' this in hopes that someone else will simply replace 'lesbian' with 'gay male' and say 'Isn't that what you wanted to say?'

I will lawl, and you will get butthurt and make another clever reply and the cycle will continue for at least another page.

[Mike]

dont hate

[Buffalo Phil]

Me? I bring no Hate.

[SupermanIce-J]

skip to 14 seconds.

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