WINE AND CEREAL? TIN FOIL VIKING SAYS 'WHY NOT?'

[Buffalo Phil]

So I decided I would treat myself after a long arduous day of pillaging and raping and burning villages to the ground, so I stopped by CVS and grabbed some of the favorite cereal!!

Honey Nut Cheerios, Reese’s Puffs, and Cinnamon Toast CRUNCH WITH THE FUCKING TASTE YOU CAN SEE.

Obviously, I love Reece’s so fucking much that I started eating that shit before I even got home!



PROBLEM IS I FORGOT THE FUCKING MILK.

GODDAMNIT! Well, It just so happened that during my DAY OF PILLAGING I obtained a few BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL to compliment my cereal.



MMMMM DELICIOUS WINE. SMELLS GOOD.



So I made HONEY NUT BLOODY-Os. Red wine and Honey Nut Cheerios.



THEY WHERE FUCKING DISGUSTING.



Completely dissatisfied with what I had fucking done to my cereal, I decided maybe it was the wrong mixture of food and drink.



SO I DECIDED TO TRY WHITE WINE, SPECIFICALLY SUTTER HOME, AND SOME CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH.



IT LOOKED FUCKING DELICIOUS. HOW COULD THIS COMBO BE WRONG?





WHAT THE FUCK. SOMEHOW, IT WAS THE WORSE GODDAMN THING I HAD EVER EATEN IN MY FUCING LIFE. FUCK THIS.




IM GONNA TRY SOMETHING ELSE.



SOME FUCKING TEQUILA AND SOME REESE’S PUFFS, FUCK YES, NOW WE ARE COOKIN WITH FIRE.

SO I GAVE IT A SNIFF.



FUCKING SMELLED LIKE A RATS ASS IN A SEWER FILLED WITH DEAD JOCKS.

SO I TASTED IT.



FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU



Needless to say, by the time I got done puking every internal organ in my body into a toilet, my appetite had subdued and I decided to just go to bed.

Maybe tomorrow I’ll be hungry again.

[Lawn Guyland]

TEQUILA?!

oy phil....oy.

thank you for doing this...this is just as good as the pb & mustard sammich

[Tom]

THIS


IS

FUCKING


AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Trailer Ray]

Hahaha

[Arundlemcbrundle]

your a better man than me

[003brian]

phill you stole my idea!!!!!!

an now you say it tastes like shit??????


this is terrible,you just need to buy better wine

[TSISam]

WOWWWWW! This absolutely made my day.

The tequila is questionable but the white wine seemed like a good idea... maybe I'll try a blush combo and see how it works out.

[Daven]

Bahaha. This thread is a fucking classic, holy shit that was funny.

[Buffalo Phil]

WOWWWWW! This absolutely made my day.

The tequila is questionable but the white wine seemed like a good idea... maybe I'll try a blush combo and see how it works out.

You may have to be completely inebriated to actually want to try this. Wine and Sugar Cereal DO NOT MIX at all.

[Magilla]

beerio could be a possibility

[H8PVMT]

this thread and the fact that you have guns is what makes me lose sleep at night

[Buffalo Phil]

this thread and the fact that you have guns is what makes me lose sleep at night

You Sir, are Zero Fun.

[Even]

The only thing I can even think of mixing with cereal would be Baileys.

[Buffalo Phil]

The only thing I can even think of mixing with cereal would be Baileys.

Of course, that has dairy in it. I may as well have put Sulfuric Acid in my Reece's it tasted so fucking bad.

[Magilla]

this thread and the fact that you have guns is what makes me lose sleep at night

and thats supposed to mean? Just because he screws around about cereal and alcohol means he is unsafe to carry a fire arm? Ive been shooting with Phil on numerous occasions and i will vouch that he takes firearms very seriously. I like to screw around but when a firearm comes out it is a serious matter.