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  • #1

    your weekly Tuesday night WTF

    Well...more of a rant, really.

    I'm sitting in the aroma of pure dog shit right now. As in actual fecal matter, and I honestly can't figure out where it's coming from.

    No, it's not me. My shorts are clean, and it's definetly dog shit. The smell has been lurking for days, and I honestly can't find the source.

    My only idea, is the other day I got a good heaping of the goo on my brand new Pumas, and walked inside with them on (not knowing this at the time). Could I have possibly smeared the discusting paste into the deepest depths of the rug? There was no marks on the kitchen, and there are absolutely no signs of smears on the rug.

    When I smell the carpet(or anywhere else for that matter), it doesn't reek. It's like I'm honestly just sitting in a fucking cloud of dog ass, hovering around my head near my computer. Doesn't this shit dry out eventually and stop fucking stinking? My shoes did, and they don't smell anymore.

    WHAT THE FUCK.
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    Originally posted by fizzy
    or am asians pants not a read end lol.
    Originally posted by DizzDizz
    aliens probed my husband

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    • #3
      gross. go get some febreeze
      mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
      2022 JL Rubicon

      Originally posted by hoggie101
      and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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      • #4
        That sounds awful
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        • #5
          Originally posted by HitItWithSomeSpeed
          didnt this thread start with Jon being gay? what happened to that?
          Originally posted by Lawn Guyland
          he's still gay we've just moved on to more important issues
          Originally posted by Zullius Caesar
          i grab dude's junk all the time, doesn't make me gay.

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          • #6
            I'll be sure to post pics when I find the source of this stench.



































            Or, I'll just fucking die.

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            • #7
              wow hahahahaha baking soda maybe??? and a candle!! open the windows too
              2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
              J10 project do want.
              "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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              • #8
                Check all corners. Animals like to shit in them.

                Ask me how I know.
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                • #9
                  PHIL!!!! HOW DO YOU KOW THIS?!?!?!
                  2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                  J10 project do want.
                  "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Quartney View Post
                    PHIL!!!! HOW DO YOU KOW THIS?!?!?!
                    LET ME ASK YOU A STORY.


                    OK, so my Family went to Italy for 2 weeks and left me alone in a massive house with 3 cats. Well, for those 2 weeks, I never ventured into my living room, family room and dining room because I had no business there. I simply came home, ate food in the kitchen and went to my dark void in space time I like to call my room and spent the rest of the night there.

                    Well, I basically forgot about cleaning the cats' shitbox so the started to shit in the corner of the Family Room. The kid that was living with my family (A Peruvian Import here for school at Yale) said nothing to me and he was gone for days on end anyway. So, the day that everyone is arriving and unpacking the Limo, I venture downstairs and see two weeks of Cat Shit in the corner and clean it up WHILE my family is walking in the door.

                    There was never a smell, there was never a question, they never found out and they still don't know.

                    Shit, they don't even know about the Rolled Toyota Tacoma that sat in my driveway for a week a half when they were gone.

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                    • #11
                      hahahahahahahaha wow lol

                      phil. next time. ya gottaaaaa clean the litter box!!!!!!
                      2009 silver JK - destination beachy jeep
                      J10 project do want.
                      "attack life. its just going to kill you anyway"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Quartney View Post
                        hahahahahahahaha wow lol

                        phil. next time. ya gottaaaaa clean the litter box!!!!!!
                        I forgot, what the hell do you want from me.

                        Now my cats are fucking spoiled as all hell. Pazzo and Alphie have their own fucking litterboxes.
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                        • #13
                          boys don't know how to clean. fact.
                          mrs. heavymetal from jeepforum
                          2022 JL Rubicon

                          Originally posted by hoggie101
                          and everyone qute dis because its the best grammer im going to have all year

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lawn Guyland View Post
                            boys don't know how to clean. fact.
                            Boys know how to clean guns; everything else is simply a garbage receptacle waiting to be used.
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                            • #15
                              Cats belong out-fucking-doors.

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